Political Ads

[El Kabong]

I for one am sick of them! Now let's have some fun! Create negative political ads for forum members (now these are all in jest so don't get your feelings hurt)....I'm hoping this works typed out instead of spoken.



My esteemed forum members we can't afford to have CutmeMick represent us anymore. He has granted huge tax breaks to big hair gel and he's always trying to hide his lying eyes behind huge bug eyed sunglasses. That should be enough not to trust him but his poster name isn't a name, it's a phrase and I for one don't even think his real name is Mick anyway. CutmeMick has many pictures with famous boxing personalities and maybe that's because he's really good at photoshop.

CutmeMick good for big hair gel....bad for Saddoboxing. I'm Lyle and I approve this message.

[El Kabong]

Saddoboxing members, you may recognize the name CFH...he's brought the forum such threads as "The NHL thread", "Does Anyone have...", and the infamous "Sayonara Bitches" thread. Well not only is CFH a second rate thread starter, he's....that's right CANADIAN. CFH may try and sway you with his crafty Canadian intellect but make no mistakes, he's Canadian and we all agree, Canadians are strange. We can't afford more of his horrible threads. I'm Lyle and I approve this message.

[Youngblood]

Who exactly is the real CutMeMick, I ask? You too should ask yourselves this question. And I think we are owned an answer. No more dodgy posts laced with promises of RBRs, constant photo ops. Enough is enough and we need to get to the heart of the issue.

(Hey, this republican attack stuff is kinda fun. no wonder they do it...)

*all koolaid drinkers please form a line to the right. all whiny liberal pinkos to the left*

[CFH]

Hello friends,

Are you like me, tired of Legion eating your infants and sacrificing your virgins to Satan? Sick of seeing everything thread he posts in hijacked and spirited away from it's original purpose? The man has done nothing in his time at Saddo's but post metal video after metal video, while at the same flirting with Bilbo and thus increasing the (homo)sexual tension between them to an intolerable level.

I implore you, as a fellow Saddonian and as your comrade, stop giving this monster your valuable rep points, give them instead to me and I shall restore Saddo to it's former glory by distrubing the rep points evenly, creating a socialist workers utopia the likes of which the world has never seen.

Legion: he is a homosexual and I know how to catch Bin Laden.

Your friend and comrade, CFH

[CFH]

Saddoboxing members, you may recognize the name CFH...he's brought the forum such threads as "The NHL thread", "Does Anyone have...", and the infamous "Sayonara Bitches" thread. Well not only is CFH a second rate thread starter, he's....that's right CANADIAN. CFH may try and sway you with his crafty Canadian intellect but make no mistakes, he's Canadian and we all agree, Canadians are strange. We can't afford more of his horrible threads. I'm Lyle and I approve this message.

Yeah! Fuck that CFH guy.

[CFH]

This thread is going to be an instant classic.

[El Kabong]

Bilbo is a disgrace. Not only does he wish to gain more power to carry out his Hobbit agenda but he has also been tied politically to the radical, multipersonality, perverted, street sweeping redneck CLUBBER. Bilbo believes in cutting taxes for his Hobbit minyons while raising the taxes of the average everyday nonHobbit Saddonian!

Bilbo right for Middle-earth, WRONG for Saddo's!

I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[Youngblood]

Hello friends,

Are you like me, tired of Legion eating your infants and sacrificing your virgins to Satan? Sick of seeing everything thread he posts in hijacked and spirited away from it's original purpose? The man has done nothing in his time at Saddo's but post metal video after metal video, while at the same flirting with Bilbo and thus increasing the (homo)sexual tension between them to an intolerable level.

I implore you, as a fellow Saddonian and as your comrade, stop giving this monster your valuable rep points, give them instead to me and I shall restore Saddo to it's former glory by distrubing the rep points evenly, creating a socialist workers utopia the likes of which the world has never seen.

Legion: he is a homosexual and I know how to catch Bin Laden.

Your friend and comrade, CFH

lmaooo @ hello friends. I couldn't even read any further as it made me spit out chocolate milk on the monitor

[amat]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...searchid=83635

That is all.

[CFH]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...searchid=83635

That is all.

[El Kabong]

Missy has been at Saddo's for a long time and what has she accomplished for YOU the average forum member? The answer NOTHING! Sure she flirts and promises various things to many members but she never follows through and honestly we don't even know if she's a she!

Missy, androgynous mess of a member


I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[amat]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...searchid=83635

That is all.

I should have set it up better, it was a good idea with poor presentation. It's Bilbo's post tracker. I was going to find one of his more ridiculous posts but I couldn't be bothered to hit "page 2."

[CFH]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...searchid=83635

That is all.

I should have set it up better, it was a good idea with poor presentation. It's Bilbo's post tracker. I was going to find one of his more ridiculous posts but I couldn't be bothered to hit "page 2."

Ah. When I click the link it just takes me to a page that says "Sorry - no matches"

[El Kabong]

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...searchid=83635

That is all.

Now hold it right there amat, it's time to tell the truth our Saddonians deserve it!

The average Saddo poster knows amat tries to support Miguel Cotto which is strange given the fact his favorite fighter is Pernell Whittaker. Those two fighters are polar opposites and everyone knows you cannot like the sweet science and also claim to like the brawling style of the likes of Miguel Cotto! The Saddo forum deserves the truth and amat is a flip flopper.

Saddoboxing, no room for a flip flopper


I'm Lyle and I approve this message

[CFH]

Saddo - Benevolent master or fascist overlord?

We all know Saddo, don't we? Kind, gracious, the one who creates order amongst the lawlessness that is Saddo. But do we really know him? This administrator hovers menacingly over the forum, dispaching the Gestapo, his "moderator" minnions, to enforce his so-called "justice" and to lay waste to the hard work of good, honest Saddonians whenever the whim strikes him. Sure, today it may be someone elses thread which mysteriously disappears in the silence of the night, never to be seen again, but tomorrow it may be your thread. The people must rise up as one and crush this Saddo before it is too late! Join me, and together we shall remove this blight from the landscape of Saddoboxing. No more tyranny! Let us smash the walls of his crystal palace and deliver him to the gallows where he has dispatched so many of us.

CFH