Dumbest scene in a movie. . -- ** May contain spoilers

**CGM** · 11-09-2008 11:44 PM

For me this is easy. Remember the movie Hard to Kill? Steven Seagel gets roughed up by some bad guys and ends up in a coma for many years. Anyways, there is a scene where he is being watched over by a cute nurse. Seagal is presumably naked, and covered by a sheet from the chest down. The nurse is talking to him, I guess trying to reach him somehow in his coma, trying to get him to come to life. She reaches over and lifts up the sheet and takes a look at his package, and says ... wait for it...

"... and you have so much to live for".

Fucking thing must be about the size of a bean sprout after all those years of inactivity.

I've looked on Youtbe for this, but can't find it.

El Kabong · 11-11-2008 11:06 AM

There are SOOOOO many scenes that are mind numbingly stupid....I figure your selection is more than qualified.

**Wayne** · 11-20-2008 12:12 PM

How about the fact he's been in a coma for years, wakes up and still has enough musculature to push himself around a hospital in his bed and keep away from the bad guys. And being able to speak. He would have pretty much been as helpless as a baby.

The funniest part of the movie is in the love scene with his wife he went straight for the tit and was really squeezing it. That actress must have been like, "Oh God, I should have stayed in Ohio."

**Formerly D@vid Leeder** · 11-20-2008 12:21 PM

Seagal was known for trying to employ "The Casting Couch" with actresses who tried out for his movies. Jamie Pressly and Jenny McCarthy have both said that he was a piece of shit. He told McCarthy that she would have to take her top off so he could see the goods, and that was when she auditioned for one of his movies.

Jamie Pressly also said, in Maxim, I think, that Seagal was a sleezeball.

What I found amusing was that he got progressively more and more bloated throughout his movies. He's an action star who can't do his own action scenes. They have to use stunt doubles, speed the camera up, and use choppy editing to hide the fact that he looks like crap and can't sell fighting moves anymore.

**Formerly D@vid Leeder** · 11-20-2008 12:24 PM

I don't know if Seagal is on drugs or what, but in a recent movie: "Attack
Force" or "Action Force", his voice was actually dubbed. First by someone with a rather highish voice, and then later by someone with a very deep voice.

**punch** · 11-20-2008 01:52 PM

ON SNL one time there was an actor who during the monologue walked off of stage (as they do from time to time, it's part of the script). I think it was John Goodman, he walked back to Lorne Michael s and was complaining about how bad he was performing that night during the monologue and eventually John Goodman said to Lorne that "I must be the worst host you've ever had on this show".
Lorne said; "no that would be Steve Seagal"

**Wayne** · 11-21-2008 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Formerly D@vid Leeder

I don't know if Seagal is on drugs or what, but in a recent movie: "Attack
Force" or "Action Force", his voice was actually dubbed. First by someone with a rather highish voice, and then later by someone with a very deep voice.

In most movies the actors have to re-record their lines in a studio because they were improperly miked on the set. That's probably what happened here and Seagal just turned into a diva and refused to do his own voiceover work.

It's funny how even through a coke addiction Van Damme always stayed in pretty good shape. His face looks like it's been through a blender but physically he looks in the same condition as he was in Bloodsport.

I think Erika Eleniak, who used to be SMOOOOOKIN' hot, said he was a bit of a scuzz bucket on the set too.

I can't remember the guy's name but someone said that Seagal came into his trailer and said to him, "I've just had the best energy drink ever." When the guy asked him who it was by, Seagal said, "I created it."

**Master** · 11-27-2008 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by CGM

For me this is easy. Remember the movie Hard to Kill? Steven Seagel gets roughed up by some bad guys and ends up in a coma for many years. Anyways, there is a scene where he is being watched over by a cute nurse. Seagal is presumably naked, and covered by a sheet from the chest down. The nurse is talking to him, I guess trying to reach him somehow in his coma, trying to get him to come to life. She reaches over and lifts up the sheet and takes a look at his package, and says ... wait for it...

"... and you have so much to live for".

Fucking thing must be about the size of a bean sprout after all those years of inactivity.

I've looked on Youtbe for this, but can't find it.

That was Kelly Lebrok who was his wife. She was hot in Women in Red.

**CGM** · 11-27-2008 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by CGM

For me this is easy. Remember the movie Hard to Kill? Steven Seagel gets roughed up by some bad guys and ends up in a coma for many years. Anyways, there is a scene where he is being watched over by a cute nurse. Seagal is presumably naked, and covered by a sheet from the chest down. The nurse is talking to him, I guess trying to reach him somehow in his coma, trying to get him to come to life. She reaches over and lifts up the sheet and takes a look at his package, and says ... wait for it...

"... and you have so much to live for".

Fucking thing must be about the size of a bean sprout after all those years of inactivity.

I've looked on Youtbe for this, but can't find it.

That was Kelly Lebrok who was his wife. She was hot in Women in Red.

You sure about that bud? I thought his family was killed when he was put into a coma. I was sure it was a nurse maybe they got ot on after he recovered, but I could be wrong about that I guess.

**Formerly D@vid Leeder** · 11-29-2008 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by CGM

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by CGM

For me this is easy. Remember the movie Hard to Kill? Steven Seagel gets roughed up by some bad guys and ends up in a coma for many years. Anyways, there is a scene where he is being watched over by a cute nurse. Seagal is presumably naked, and covered by a sheet from the chest down. The nurse is talking to him, I guess trying to reach him somehow in his coma, trying to get him to come to life. She reaches over and lifts up the sheet and takes a look at his package, and says ... wait for it...

"... and you have so much to live for".

Fucking thing must be about the size of a bean sprout after all those years of inactivity.

I've looked on Youtbe for this, but can't find it.

That was Kelly Lebrok who was his wife. She was hot in Women in Red.

You sure about that bud? I thought his family was killed when he was put into a coma. I was sure it was a nurse maybe they got ot on after he recovered, but I could be wrong about that I guess.

Seagal married Kelly Lebrock in real life. She played the nurse who drove him out of the hospital after he came out of his coma.

**CGM** · 11-29-2008 09:59 PM

Right. Thanks, at first I thought he was saying his wife in the movie.

Yeah, good old bone snapper Seagal. Probably busted more arms backwards at the elbow then anyone in history. I saw a clip the other day where he played an Indian fighting a bunch of rednecks in a bar. For a couple of minutes, all you could hear was the snap crackle pop of bones breaking. LOL. Kinda lame, really.