Baby Jokes

[Salty]

Ok I have spent a bit of time today arguing to people about baby jokes after a group with 97,000+ members was formed to shut down a group of less than 500 called "Dead Babies Make me Laugh". Basically they are an appreciation society for baby jokes. Search google for them, I find them hilarious, not because I want to harm babies, I just find them funny. I have gotten mail from some of these group members pretty much threatening me and calling me a sick bastard, etc. I think it's pretty funny that they are getting so worked up over a bunch of jokes.

Anyways the question here is do you find baby jokes funny?

[CFH]

I don't find them funny, although the odd one has made me laugh. When I was away doing archaeology this summer, I asked a girl to tell me the dirtiest joke she knew, she replied with,

"What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?"










"I don't cum on a pizza when I'm done eating it."

I chuckled at that one, but generally I just don't find them funny. You've heard one, you've heard them all basically.

[kingfrnk]

i actually never heard a baby joke until i read the one CFH just posted

[Salty]

There are a lot of them out there, I heard my first ones at uni last year. They are certainly not for everyone though as it really depends on your sense of humour.

[kingfrnk]

i laugh at pretty much everything so feel free to spit one out if u want

[Salty]

What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor

What's got four legs and one arm?
A doberman in a playground

My girlfriend says today was the saddest day of her life because we've been trying for a baby for months now, but to no avail.
I think she's lying. The saddest day of her life will be when she finds out i've been slipping the morning after pill in her tea.

What's the difference between a dead baby and Walt Disney?
The dead baby stops producing shit.

There are thousand's out there.

[kingfrnk]

hah i think if i told those to my mom she would get pissed off.

[Salty]

My mum actually laughs at them, dad laughs, I guess a sick sense of humour runs in the family.

[mike_tha_man]

I find them funny, they are just jokes to me but my girl.............man she almost killed me for saying one of those once. she is studying to be a Medical/Pediatrician and she started an orphanage back home in Puerto Rico with her friends. Guess its the wrong topic with her