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    Default JT Rock's search for a punching bag

    (phone) Ring. Ring

    Violent D: Who the fukk this?
    JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
    Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
    JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
    Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
    JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
    Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
    JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
    Violent D (walking to his basement):
    That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
    JT: What you recommend?
    Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
    JT: What else you got?
    Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
    JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
    Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
    JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
    Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
    JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
    Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.

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    I can hold my load.
    "If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boozeboxer View Post
    I can hold my load.

    I kill so many threads they should call it poasting.
    "If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violent Demise View Post
    Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
    Does a hardcore gangster/businessman/pimp really spend his spare time drinking alone in front of the computer watching clips of a Knock Out that's over a year old?

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    Obviously he meant he was fucking a 12 year old Cambodian whilst shooting people out of his bedroom window at the time.

    The modern gangster can multitask.
    When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough

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    I think he'd be better off with the Violet Denise bag.

    It swings both ways.
    When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough

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    and it loves a good hard stuffing.

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    Default Re: JT Rock's search for a punching bag

    Strange to just start a thread and launch an un provoked attack on 10 odd members (3 being Mods).

    Wonder what goes on in his head that makes him act like such a cunt?

    Anyone else think he got bum raped in prison?

    Tyson (allegedly) did and very nearly mentioned it in an interview before the Julias Francis fight.

    The similarities are there too..

    Mad random outbursts and scathing attacks on people he doesn't even know.

    I think he got bum raped in prison infact i'd bet on it.

    I reckon he walks round like John Wayne too.


    So come on VD fuck anyone else i want you to tell me what this "Attack" is all about and why the need to do it?

    Be a man and face me (unlike those fellas in prison you were forced to face away from)

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    He's got more front than thebestp4p did.

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    I thought it was quite funny. The exchange about Hatton made me smile!

    Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
    JT: That's lovely. It never gets old

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    aaah bless violent dickhead and the mad irishmen chat to eachother over the phone during their free time


    though i suspect the conversation would of been along the lines of..........


    JT Cock: Hi sweety, bored at home and just thought id give you a ring, soooooo..............what d`you doing??

    Venereal disease: ohh you would not believe the day ive had. You know what butterfingers i have...well today im washing Howards underpants and AAAAAAAAHHHH OH MY GOD i soooooooooo broke a fingernail!!


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    You da man VD.

    Hold up.

    You bragging about beating on Kid Thunder?
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    Must admit. It was kinda amusing

    Ahem *cough*

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    Two words..........

    Walter

    Mitty

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