Area 51

[ICB]

What do people think about this ? i've heard all kinds of stories. That they have a crashed spaceship. And some people who had supposedly worked at Area 51, even reported they worked with an alien called J-Rod or whatever. They also think that because a lake is right next to it, that they have all kinds of undergroud experiments. Whats your thoughts ?

[Gandalf]

I reckon they invented Lyle there, and after testing him out on society thought they would let him roam free for comedic value.

[Gandalf]

They probably capture aliens and do bizarre things with their innards. And I can see them experimenting with hyper drives and new flying techniques.

Maybe they keep all the dinosaurs there that Bilbo reckons live side by side with man. It's like a big Jurassic Park underground and all these government officials are having a whale of a time hanging with Brontosaurus types and even psycho little raptors.

A big mystery that place. I wouldn't mind breaking in one day.

[ICB]

They probably capture aliens and do bizarre things with their innards. And I can see them experimenting with hyper drives and new flying techniques.

Maybe they keep all the dinosaurs there that Bilbo reckons live side by side with man. It's like a big Jurassic Park underground and all these government officials are having a whale of a time hanging with Brontosaurus types and even psycho little raptors.

A big mystery that place. I wouldn't mind breaking in one day.

I've heard they have sensors on the roads miles away, from Area 51 so they know when your coming, and they can even hear you talking. Creepy thought

[Master]

I think they have Amat's testicles there as well.

[kingfrnk]

I think they have Amat's testicles there as well.

lol

[El Kabong]

I reckon they invented Lyle there, and after testing him out on society thought they would let him roam free for comedic value.

....you ass


I think they just have a big empty base and just a couple guys who are paid to act like something crazy is in there and keep people away from it...that's what I like to think. Just imagine it, right now, a couple dudes are watching some security cameras and playing cards until somebody shows up then it's "Showtime!"

[frozensolid_702]

Being a Nevada native I can tell you that I'm not sure about crashed UFOs and stuff (because I'm not sure that actual UFOs are real, although I'm positive there is some life on one of the infinate number of planets out there.)

I do know that they have signs on the perimiters that say stuff like "Tresspassers will be shot on sight," And these are military signs

Something big goes on there cuz it's way top secret, but I'm guessing we probably test out new advanced military technology or something

[amat]

hater

In real life it's a lot easier to find people who swear they don't wank it all the time. Really.

[Oggie]

Definitely something doesn't add up with that place.
Not sure about the whole 'They got an alien!' stuff, but I'd love to be invisible for a day in there.
It's probably just top secret military testing grounds, supposedly they were (and possibly still are) testing an aircraft there that was capable of Mach 5 speeds. It is called the Aurora Project.
I remember seeing an interview on Youtube with a guy claiming to have worked there as an engineer, he was saying that they already had working anti-gravity technology and other technology that is quite simply "not possible to comprehend until you have seen it."
Could be a bluffer though!











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