The People of Walmart

[Youngblood]

People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.

Scroll thru those pics and add your favorites! lol

here are a few highlights:

[cnote111]

I periodically check that sight for the updates..HILARIOUS!

[Nameless]

i am not sure which one I find the most horrifying, the lady with the fresh and clean nazi hoodie, the Flintstone like truck or the girl who begs to get harpooned in the booty....

[Kirkland Laing]

Holy shit.

[Kirkland Laing]

Oh yes.

[amat]

I used to live near Clearlake, California which anyone who has ever been will tell you is one giant crack/meth den. Of course it's also touristy, but going to the Wal*Mart there was a straight SCARY experience. Basically the ugliest collection of people you could ever gather in one store, all there, just musing around. My school used to be right by the Wal Mart and....wow! Yeah I saw quite a few Nazi tattoos in that place but that's to be expected there is a lot of ex-Aryan Brotherhood in that area. Nasty place and the Wal Mart showed that.

[Conrad]

Oh yes.

This one made me chuckle. I'm a builder by trade and trust me, expanding foam is the greatest invention ever!

[JazMerkin]

I'm guessing she's not with those guys

[Mars_ax]

[URL="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/"]People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.

Arrrrh, I take my wife shopping at Walmart every Sunday, the trick is getting up as early as possible in the AM and missing most of the sweeping, sucking, herd. I get what I need and then get out quickly.
I'm a pretty big guy, 6'1" and usually weigh in the 210-220 lb. range, and I feel skinny when I go there.
Almost every time I leave Walmart my poor wife has to endure hearing a 10 minute rant on how much I hate humanity.
I take it there must be Walmarts in Canada @Youngblood.

[Gandalf]

That is the one big drawback of supermarkets. They do tend to attract the general public and a lot of them are flat out retarded. Shopping can be a bewildering exercise. I am not allowed to go to the supermarket alone now as I will push a trolley standing in the middle of an aisle right out my way. It shouldn't be there, you should have more respect. In the end it just makes you look like the rude guy and so I try to avoid the supermarkets. I will sometimes venture in in the early mornings when noone is there, but prime shopping time. It's just not worth the hassle.

[Master]

That is the one big drawback of supermarkets. They do tend to attract the general public and a lot of them are flat out retarded. Shopping can be a bewildering exercise. I am not allowed to go to the supermarket alone now as I will push a trolley standing in the middle of an aisle right out my way. It shouldn't be there, you should have more respect. In the end it just makes you look like the rude guy and so I try to avoid the supermarkets. I will sometimes venture in in the early mornings when noone is there, but prime shopping time. It's just not worth the hassle.

That kind of sums you up really not trying to be rude but just making a point about something that is wrong and unjust. Now I feel I really understand you better. You would be killed if you went at peak time and thrown into the fridges.

[Youngblood]

I take it there must be Walmarts in Canada @Youngblood.

Yea, there is and I shop there too sometimes. If's it's the same thing but cheaper, why not right?

We had an interesting local Walmart parking lot story not long ago. Some dude travelling across the country comes out to find his car covered in human feces. WTF? So he calls the police, and while waiting for them the person (guy) who did it comes over and starts yelling all sorts of things at him and is throwing his own shit (that he saved up in a bag) at the guy. And trying to wipe it on him.

As it turned out, the dude had followed him 1/2 way across the country, convinced the guy whom didn't live within 1000's of miles of him was trying ot break up him and his gf. Just picked him out of the blue, decided to follow him, to eventually rub his shit all over the guys car.

Not sure what Walmart had to do with it. But stories like this just seem to work better when they happen there.

[Youngblood]

[Mars_ax]

I take it there must be Walmarts in Canada @Youngblood.

Yea, there is and I shop there too sometimes. If's it's the same thing but cheaper, why not right?

We had an interesting local Walmart parking lot story not long ago. Some dude travelling across the country comes out to find his car covered in human feces. WTF? So he calls the police, and while waiting for them the person (guy) who did it comes over and starts yelling all sorts of things at him and is throwing his own shit (that he saved up in a bag) at the guy. And trying to wipe it on him.

As it turned out, the dude had followed him 1/2 way across the country, convinced the guy whom didn't live within 1000's of miles of him was trying ot break up him and his gf. Just picked him out of the blue, decided to follow him, to eventually rub his shit all over the guys car.

Not sure what Walmart had to do with it. But stories like this just seem to work better when they happen there.

I go to Walmart as early as I can in the AM on Sunday before the holy rollers come in after church, all dolled up for Jesus, not that I have anything against christian pussy, which can be delightful in some cases. I just hate crowds which is also why I never go to live sports events or concerts. I'm always on high alert for weirdness when I go to "wallyworld" and spend as little time as possible there.
BTW, I used to manage a wholesale tire store and did business with Sam Walton when he only had like 7 stores here in the South, this was in Florida. Walton would call in an order for tires, and we'd ship them to some of his stores, he was a real asshole who expected perfection.

[Xwetie]

I've only been to wal*mart once, And I couldn't tell what was worse, the people who shop there or the ones who worked there.