Signs that you are getting older

[killersheep]

What used to take a stiff breeze or a fleeting thought now takes effort..............

[Master]

When you start getting called uncle from kids you thought were slightly younger than you.

[Dropanuke]

When u moan that taxes are too high!
When u rant about fuel prices and the cost of choc bars and Nike trainers even when u didn't mind paying £100 for them in 98 - 2000

[fan johnny]

Dimentia Test.....

Your Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert.

If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread.

" If you said "toast, " give up now and do something else.

Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. ?Now spell "silk.

" What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk, " don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "**ter", proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks, " why the hell are you still reading these If you said "glass, " go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is ?flying at 20, 000 feet over Germany If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.

If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.

In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on, In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! have a nice day !

[Captain America]

When your wife says "lets go upstairs and make love"
you reply "I can't do both"

HAHAHA! Holy fuck, that made me laugh hard! That's so tragically funny!

[Master]

When you are old enough to know better but still young enough to do it all over again.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

When Friday Night presents an early night AND a lie in.

[Master]

When you start to feel old sports injuries you had many years ago such as a bad ankle, sore knee and bad back.

[Master]

I hate getting old, this year has been the worst year of my life in terms of health and wellbeing. Whoever said life begins at 40 is a liar and needs shooting.

Teeth wobbling and in danger of falling out
Stopped football finally last week as knees cannot take the impact of twisting and turning.
Sex is only on special occasions.

[Spicoli]

When you've gone from looking at the Wild cats, to the cougar to the Sabertooth tigress in what seems like a flash...and you haven't worked a day in your life at a Zoo

When the cashier tells you I have no idea when it processes I've never used a paper check in my life.

When you wanted cereal and it wasn't marketed like new video games.

[Ghost]

I hate getting old, this year has been the worst year of my life in terms of health and wellbeing. Whoever said life begins at 40 is a liar and needs shooting.

Teeth wobbling and in danger of falling out
Stopped football finally last week as knees cannot take the impact of twisting and turning.
Sex is only on special occasions.

To much porn action.

[brocktonblockbust]

To answer the OP of this thread, I think Larry Holmes was 3rd best heavyweight of all time.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When you keep going back to this thread because you are curious to know what other people says about your age.

[El Kabong]

To answer the OP of this thread, I think Larry Holmes was 3rd best heavyweight of all time.

Behind who?

[Master]

I hate getting old, this year has been the worst year of my life in terms of health and wellbeing. Whoever said life begins at 40 is a liar and needs shooting.

Teeth wobbling and in danger of falling out
Stopped football finally last week as knees cannot take the impact of twisting and turning.
Sex is only on special occasions.

To much porn action.

Maybe it is because of the porno moves I am learning and trying that I am only getting it occasionally.