Kids, the whole lot of you....
Kids, the whole lot of you....
When you have clothes older than your children.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
When your children who use to run to you when you came back from work and scream “daddy” and give you a hug, now barely notice you coming in the house and you barely get a grunt of acknowledgement from them as they play on the computer console.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Going out to the pub T shirt now a overcoat.
when ıf you eat anythıng lıke pızza or steak or somethıng rıch after about 7 pm you cannot move your bowels properly the next mornıng. or ıf you faıl to follow your late dınner wıth an apple or somethıng to aıd dıgestıon you are ın the toılet too long the next day and cannot seem to evacuate the bowels suffıcıently.
You have no idea at all who these new celebrities are .
When your friends start to re-marry.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Geezus Master, this thread was really popular, must be a bunch of old farts like me on the forum.
Here's another:
When it sometimes takes an extra cup of coffee or tea in the morning, to help you make your daily constitutional. (I always flush 2 or 3 times, it's a long way to the whitehouse)
Last edited by Mars_ax; 03-13-2012 at 04:54 AM.
agreed........an extra cup of joe to go
I go once a day after one cup of tea, you two must haves piles.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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