Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro

When you have to play in goal for football. Hope they scored loads past you.

[Memphis]

You have no idea mate

[roberto duran legend]

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife
oh too be young again.

[Ghost]

When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife
oh too be young again.

When your 17 year old granddaughter has bigger knockers than her mother.

[Ghost]

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories.

[Master]

When you start buying Play Boy for the stories.

Remember the Simpsons episode where Marge cuts out the pictures of the old playboys mags because Homer says he bought them for the stories. He threw them away and Bart found them. He became an intellect with Millhouse in pipe and slippers.

[Ghost]

Don't watch the Simpons.

[Master]

Don't watch the Simpons.

It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

[Ghost]

Don't watch the Simpons.

It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

Nope. Refuse to watch it.

[Master]

Don't watch the Simpons.

It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

Nope. Refuse to watch it.

On what grounds?

[brocktonblockbust]

when your students' fathers are younger than you are.

[roberto duran legend]

5 Pints and your pissed.

[Ghost]

Don't watch the Simpons.

It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.

Nope. Refuse to watch it.

On what grounds?

Also don't watch "Big Brother" , "Survivor" or any of the "Reality" shows currently being shown on TV.

[Andre]

5 Pints and your pissed.

You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this

[brocktonblockbust]

5 Pints and your pissed.

You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.

The stages would look like this

agreed---we're talkıng 80 ounces of good beer---yeah, I dont thınk I could do that---thats equal to about 7 12 ounce bottles and I would be so shıt-faced ıt wouldnt be good.