Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

[Master]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

[Ghost]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

[Master]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

I guess the more drunk you get the better it tastes.

[Ghost]

20 years ago, I could drink all night and still work the next day.

10 years ago I could drink all night and sleep half the day.

This year I don't drink and still can sleep half the day.

[El Kabong]

In my misspent drunken passed, I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.

You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?

Beer tastes better than water.

"I don't drink water because fish fuck in it" - W.C. Fields

[brocktonblockbust]

The End ıs Near. Thats when yore gettıng old.

[Dia bando]

The End ıs Near. Thats when yore gettıng old.

Shut up you are depressing me.

[brocktonblockbust]

sorry mate. let's have an ale.

[Master]

sorry mate. let's have an ale.

You are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age.

[roberto duran legend]

sorry mate. let's have an ale.

You are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age.

No ovaltine and a rich tea biscuit before bed,now your talking

[Beanz]

sorry mate. let's have an ale.

You are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age.

No ovaltine and a rich tea biscuit before bed,now your talking

I could never see the point of rich tea biscuits. They taste like despondency and put me in mind of bed pans and tartan blankets across the knees.

[Andre]

I just had bacon and eggs followed by loads of chocolate, live or die I dont care. This is the elderly version of adrenalin sports.

[Dia bando]

When you see a dolly bird , with a skirt up to her ass I think she must be cold.

[erics44]

Theres this dude at work and he fuckin stinks

he wears the same clothes every day and he cycles to work

he sits about 6 feet from me to

he's only young