When you realise your Mrs is probably older than the Milfs that Rhun wacks off over.
When you can't remember if you have taken your med's, I went to the doctor's a day early I think
I may be going fucking mad. He tell me that new med's your on may give you a slight headache,
which I've had for 6 weeks. Well don't worry it will soon pass WTF, 6 weeks it will soon pass.
53 and falling to bit's, what next something drops off.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you go running for 30 minutes and the next day your BACK (??!!!) is fucked.
When you realize the College kid in the lobby of work was the same crying toddler "just a few years ago" being pushed by his hot mom. Then you think "dammmmn mom got old" . Then you look in the mirror..
when you go over and tell a group of 5 screaming computer game playing 16 year olds to please keep it down in the internet cafe you are in, and they just look at you with this face like "yeah OK gramps"
When you can remember heavyweight boxers climbing into the ring by going through the ropes and not stepping over them. It is scary how big they are now.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
david haye vs tyson fury
I had to buy reading glasses this year.
When you get arrested outside a high school.
You say tomato,
‘n I say …… it correctly.
Back fucked in bed all day,im feeling old.
My bottle of good bourbon doesn't last near as long as it used to.
Most bad government has grown out of too much government. Thomas Jefferson
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