Signs that you are getting older

[Box-r-guy]

Signs you are getting older include:
You prefer a luxury car, aka ghetto cruiser over a sports car.
You now need cheater glasses to watch the girls at the strip bar.
When you box you can't hold your gloves up for more than one round. Luckily that isn't my case!
You'd rather sit at home and watch Judge Judy then go to the bar and socialize.

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

[Spicoli]

Going totally clean shaven this week...was told I looked 25 today Haaaaaaa, man.And they didn't want the day off,a raise or to borrow my car !!Now thats ...but I'll take IT.

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

[Master]

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

Now I know why my wife says I can't smell shit.

[Memphis]

When you can size up a sofa, decide on the best approach and get it through a narrow doorway, that my friends is getting old.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When you are about to comment on this thread and suddenly realize that you don't even remember what this thread is all about.

[Blass]

As kids, we began to learn the letters of the English alphabet as...
A for apple, B for boy, C for cat, D for dog, etc...

HERE, plenty of signs that we're getting old:

A is for arthritis,
B is for bad back,
C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is eyesight, can't read the top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure -- better if low,
I's for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, very painful, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when you bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex,
M is for memory, I forgot what comes next.
N is for nausea, it makes you feel low,
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow.
P's for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Q is for queasy, it might be bird flu,
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for tinnitus, there are bells in my ears.
U is for urine, big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, dizzy you know.
W's for worry that is going around,
X is for x-ray and what might be found.
Y is for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind.

[Master]

When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you.

[Gandalf]

When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.

[Master]

Can't remember if I have said this before but forgetting things.

[Gandalf]

I can't remember you saying that.

[johnmaff36]

when you can remember elton john when he was bald