Signs that you are getting older

[Beanz]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

I recognise them but don't know who they are off the top of my head, at first I thought the dude on the right was the dad out of ALF but a quick google tells me I'm wrong

Now you are making me feel old.

I feel old when nobody else on earth likes this song but me

That is because you are so woke....so special... One of a kind..nobody else like you on the whole of planet earth. Congratulations you win a badge.

[El Kabong]

So you're salty just out of the fucking blue for no reason and what that's going to improve things on the site?

[Beanz]

So you're salty just out of the fucking blue for no reason and what that's going to improve things on the site?

Salty? Lyle you are about fucking 12 years old, so maybe ...just maybe..you might not have anything to add to this particular thread. Yes we know you ride a penny farthing and have a handlebar moustache and wear slippers and vape on your lavender steampunk pipe, but surely not even you would agree with Brocks assertion that a video uploaded by somebody else, watched over 52 000 times and liked by over 500 people was liked by nobody else on earth but good old God Complex Brock, who has experienced everything that everyone else has only 10 fold the fucking mental midget that he is ?.

[Batman]

the fucking mental midget that he is ?.

HA

[brocktonblockbust]

the fucking mental midget that he is ?.

HA

It was good wasn't it the way he just went straight into that without a punctuation mark

[Spicoli]

Ok off of salty and back to topic, got into a impromptu trivia talk about video game systems at a Christmas party over the weekend. I won on Atari best selling and Castle Wolfenstein from AppleII e questions .

[brocktonblockbust]

Master knew he was getting old when yesterday he just wished he could build a snowman rather than actually doing it

[Beanz]

My grandaughter was 2 today. Her brothers are 4 and 6 and my step son is 30 next year. God man I am getting old but refuse to do so gracefully. I love embarrassing the kids by still hanging out with the nee'r do wells, crusties, gypos, punks etc Still always right in the mosh pit down the front, but getting harder to lift my Mrs out of the bath nowadays. My old man is more titanium and plastic than flesh and bone and is still telling off all us kids in the same breath as wishing us a happy Hannukah. Think that right there is a blue print on how to be a proper cantankerous old bastard with a big grin on your face.

[brocktonblockbust]

My grandaughter was 2 today. Her brothers are 4 and 6 and my step son is 30 next year. God man I am getting old but refuse to do so gracefully. I love embarrassing the kids by still hanging out with the nee'r do wells, crusties, gypos, punks etc Still always right in the mosh pit down the front, but getting harder to lift my Mrs out of the bath nowadays. My old man is more titanium and plastic than flesh and bone and is still telling off all us kids in the same breath as wishing us a happy Hannukah. Think that right there is a blue print on how to be a proper cantankerous old bastard with a big grin on your face.

I'm just curious when you say telling all of you off are you saying he has legitimate complaints or are you saying that he is just imagining stuff and blowing off steam? I would not want to think that someone who has reached his wise old age would be overly critical or verbally abusive to you or your family

[Master]

When your children beat you at running.

Went to park for a run with the children today and did a sprint at the end the length of a football pitch. Little brats beat me. I told them i was holding back as I did not want to embarrass them.

[Spicoli]

When your children beat you at running.

Went to park for a run with the children today and did a sprint at the end the length of a football pitch. Little brats beat me. I told them i was holding back as I did not want to embarrass them.

Just teaching them life is better enjoyed at a steady jog than in a frantic sprint is all. They'll get that someday when they are huffing and puffing like humbled geezers .

[TitoFan]

Here's one sure sign: You find yourself more and more amused at those who boast about getting drunk every day, like some sort of misguided badge of honor.

[brocktonblockbust]

You think that dying is not such a bad idea

[Spicoli]

Lets just say Christmas. If any day makes you feel old and stuck on reflection it is Christmas. Gut punch this one, but we carry on.

I've also started using the home heating for the first time. Ever. Not sure if age related and geezer bones but I usually laugh at people who get dramatic about 'freezing' weather. Now I'm sipping hot green tea wearing socks and complaining about cold toilet seats .

[brocktonblockbust]

Fuck I'm sipping cold toilet seats and wearing hot green socks.