Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you dont know what predictive text is.

And I thought Skel gave me a hard time, he is going to crucify you.

[Master]

When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.

[killersheep]

When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.

I know that one.

[killersheep]

When you are hurt it used to be "I was trying a half casper shove-it flip"

Now when you are hurt it's "I don't know I just got up wrong"

[Andre]

When you are hurt it used to be "I was trying a half casper shove-it flip"

Now when you are hurt it's "I don't know I just got up wrong"

I actually walked out onto our back patio in the wet four weeks ago and everything went into slo motion and my feet were up in the air next to my ears, "This could hurt" is about all I could get in before I hit the deck. Seemed fine, i got up brushed it off,next day carlidge pinch in the right knee. Bastard thing is still there catching me a few times a day . Old =sore= grumpy.

[Nameless]

- When you're choosing your food in function of their solidity/softness

- When people now are looking at you with the evil eye when you go in the same old clubs you used to frequent

- When you consider buying a house close to an hospital just in case

- When you don't remember anymore some people in your graduation journal

- When you stare at the tits of your daughter/boy's friend and realize it's wrong because they are your daughter/son's friend.

[Master]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

[CFH]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

Clearly you're not drinking enough.

[Spicoli]

When getting layed every 2 to 3 months is enough.....when you turn down stereo with Coup D'etat by the Circle jerks blaring as you pull up next to a cop car

[Andre]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

Clearly you're not drinking enough.

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Water would fix the circulation problem,

Whiskey would fix the not being able to sleep face down problem.

[Master]

When you have a bad back from sitting not properly. It is true pissed off my body is falling apart.

[Master]

When you start to consider ugly women as being attractive.

[Andre]

Probably mentioned it already, but you just reminded me:

I used to look at Marsha from the Brady bunch and think oh yeah! Now Im looking at her mum thinking the same thing.

[Spicoli]

When you turn down the stereo while trying to find a street address When you have the entire day off and ....take a nap

[ono]

You start threads pissing moaning about little fucking thing in life. Aint that right Miles?