Signs that you are getting older

[SlimTrae]

I was brilliant at playing Street Fighter, either Ryu or Ken, destroyed anyone that challenged me. Played against my son on the new game on Nintendo Switch and got lost in humiliating fashion.

Not playing ever again.

I Know I pass the old age test when I asked a nephew if he plays board games and he responded "Why would I play a game that's booring?"

[SlimTrae]

You know Monopoly, Life?! Looked at me like...Uhh Unc....Uncle you do know...there are video games out now?


Yea little mofo..I know!

[SlimTrae]

He probably thinks this is what I played....Hell naw!!!!



it was this!!!

[SlimTrae]

You know you are old when you smile...while listening to this guy. Hey I remember that speed talking dude!






Even funnier is looking in the background and seeing a tv with channels you literally have to turn like a knob!

[Spicoli]

I need reading glasses. It's become very clear after catching yourself in the store holding items 3 feet away to read . Nothing prescription at this point but basic CVS specs hopefully . Have been fighting the good fight being stubborn but time to concede to father time.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

agree i thought the companies were saving money on ink cuz the fine print got smaller and smaller but it was only far sightedness kicking in

[Spicoli]

agree i thought the companies were saving money on ink cuz the fine print got smaller and smaller but it was only far sightedness kicking in

Man I was walking around with a Jewlers magnifying headband to read expiration dates. Felt like Mr. Magoo ffs

[NoSavingByTheBell]

agree i thought the companies were saving money on ink cuz the fine print got smaller and smaller but it was only far sightedness kicking in

Man I was walking around with a Jewlers magnifying headband to read expiration dates. Felt like Mr. Magoo ffs

Jeweler's magnifying headband bwaaaaaahahahaha good one! Yeah I bought reading glasses 2 years ago after fighting it off for the 3 previous years and squinting and cursing

[Memphis]

1. I've started playing football....again. It's following the same pattern since I was around 20. Out of shape. Play in goal. Get fitter. Start playing midfield. It takes me two days to recover minimum. Played a 7-a-side tournament on Saturday. We were shit. I still have a sore back.

2. I've started growing veg. That's old ain't it? Totally practical. But that's the sort of shit my dad would do.

3. I plough through crossword books like a demon. Again. Something my dad would do.

[Spicoli]

After all these years..turns out that even the real cheapie nose hair clippers can be/should be cleaned for reuse. I was just buying another and figured they burned out. Who kneeew. It's actually quite disgusting .

I went into a conversation about 'photo albums' with a kid at work and there was a literal triple blink when I told them we didn't scroll to it or download them back then. You pulled up the coffee table...and you sat down and flipped through a physical album. The idea of not having multi-tier pics to carry around and pin up to random street corner light posts every hour was incomprehensible.

hit the 15 year mark here at Saddoland. Many top notch posters going back much further than I for sure but it's been a minute! Good times. Shit, I was on a dial up Toshiba just trying to keep up on a Wacko rbr

[Master]

I joined a month before you! I feel old.

[TIC]

I've started growing veg.

smartest thing you can do, aside from collecting water

[NoSavingByTheBell]

I joined a month before you! I feel old.

I joined 2002, before the site got revamped.

[Spicoli]

I joined a month before you! I feel old.

I joined 2002, before the site got revamped.

Alts can only count as "we" .

[NoSavingByTheBell]

I joined a month before you! I feel old.

I joined 2002, before the site got revamped.

Alts can only count as "we" .

Funny story about that, in 2002 my username was "Brocktonblockbuster" but when the site got revamped later that year I think, I shortened it to Brocktonblockbust because it was too damn long to type.

I know quite a few people on here who have been banned from about 2003 and are now back on here with their third or fourth username to be honest.