Things not to say when opening Christmas presents.

[Master]

It’s the thought that counts – though you could have thought about it a bit more
I think I’ve opened the wrong one. I’d never wear this.
I need to pay a phone call
No, I’m not disappointed. I just thought you were doing all the right for yourself.
Thank you darling, its is almost as nice as the one my ex bought me.
Soooo you really didn't get my hints then…
It’s a wonderful present for some one who isn’t me.
I love presents that appeal to my strong sense of irony.
Don’t worry – fashion is a cyclical thing. I just need to hold onto it for a while.
Did you keep the receipt? Ha ha! No seriously.

[Nameless]

- Except for the color and the size, it's all perfect.
- If I was born 20 years earlier, it would be an excellent fit.
- Cool, now my problem for the new years eve's swap is solved.
- No worries, I don't need the receipt, Ebay will just be fine.
- Ah...... wow...... thank you.
- What is that??
- Are you sure it wasn't for Grandpa?
- Well, better than nothing I guess.

[Andre]

Does it suck, or blow ?

[Master]

Does it suck, or blow ?

Knowing you probably would say that out loud!

[Nameless]

Does it suck, or blow ?

Knowing you probably would say that out loud!

Hehe, like with big wide open eyes and strolling the audience from East to West like if he was expecting an answer from them.

- I thought I did give you a list with the stuff I was interested in?
- next time just give me money so I am certain to have exactly what I want.
- well.... nice try, at least.
- How do you get such ideas?
- And they call it Christmas eh?
- Seems like Santa did forget me this year.

[Master]

Does it suck, or blow ?

Knowing you probably would say that out loud!

Hehe, like with big wide open eyes and strolling the audience from East to West like if he was expecting an answer from them.

- I thought I did give you a list with the stuff I was interested in?
- next time just give me money so I am certain to have exactly what I want.
- well.... nice try, at least.
- How do you get such ideas?
- And they call it Christmas eh?
- Seems like Santa did forget me this year.

LOL please do not say these things!!!!!

[Nameless]

Knowing you probably would say that out loud!

Hehe, like with big wide open eyes and strolling the audience from East to West like if he was expecting an answer from them.

- I thought I did give you a list with the stuff I was interested in?
- next time just give me money so I am certain to have exactly what I want.
- well.... nice try, at least.
- How do you get such ideas?
- And they call it Christmas eh?
- Seems like Santa did forget me this year.

LOL please do not say these things!!!!!

I have an infinite imagination for that kind of things hehe.