Fukwit with small dick swaps it for no dick.

[Andre]

Broken-hearted Indonesian teenager chops off his penis | World News

[Andre]

Think he may have got the wrong bloke

[Nameless]

Well... if he did snap off only for a broken heart, he didn't deserve to have a cock.

[AdamGB]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this bit "Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it."?

[HattonTheHammer]

is that his dick in the picture

If so no wonder she left him, you couldnt fit that in the black tunnel!!

[Andre]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this bit "Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it."?

Alot of thoughts eventuate from this story, but I think I've got a happy ending.

(haha happy ending)

Must have been small, thats exactly what I was thinking too.

She left him for a Euro cock,

He thought right "its just not good enough then is it". (his dick)

Cuts it off ,throws down the well !


Well! (This will teach his whole village for giving him small dick genetics!)


Local villagers couldnt find dick in well: "living proof" (it was too small once again).


Locals have to drink water out that well!

Local Indonesians gather at local cock fight"

" <- I know we had chicken for dinner but do you all taste cock"?


Now he will have to have a sex change and he will eventually earn much money in Jakarta from visiting naval vessels full of seamen.
(I know, you ask" Him or the vessel?") It depends on the timing.

The girl who left him will eventually get sick of the thick head with the large dong and no money.

She will go to the capital and seek out her old love for a lesbian affair and will fall in love with her and they will live on the rug shag pile happily ever after.