I've just ordered my new car! (Doing my bit for the environment)

[BIG H]

Never had a Bima before, always gone for Audi's but the performance on this is much better than the Audi A4 or the Merc 'C'class which were the other two I was looking at.

Whaddayathunk?

[Munkymagic]

Thought you was gonna say you'd got a Sinclair C5 second hand out of free-ads mate

[BIG H]

Thought you was gonna say you'd got a Sinclair C5 second hand out of free-ads mate

Or one of these.......

[Oggie]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

[BIG H]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Lol it's very true. Like I said I've never had a Bima and one of the reasons is that their drivers are arrogant pricks! Never pull over if you want to pass them in the fast lane, always park over the lines in car park, effectively taking up 2 spaces. Couldn't not get this one though as it will save me a fortune on Tax and fuel for business.

[Oggie]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Lol it's very true. Like I said I've never had a Bima and one of the reasons is that their drivers are arrogant pricks! Never pull over if you want to pass them in the fast lane, always park over the lines in car park, effectively taking up 2 spaces. Couldn't not get this one though as it will save me a fortune on Tax and fuel for business.

Yeah man, you'll have to develop the BMW attitude now, sunglasses on a rainy day, sneering whenever you see an Audi etc... should be fun.
Well done for thinking of the environment though. Next time I see a big healthy tree, I'll be thinking of you driving by it while giving a thumbs up out the window of your new Beamer.

[boxingbantz]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Lol it's very true. Like I said I've never had a Bima and one of the reasons is that their drivers are arrogant pricks! Never pull over if you want to pass them in the fast lane, always park over the lines in car park, effectively taking up 2 spaces. Couldn't not get this one though as it will save me a fortune on Tax and fuel for business.

Rent boy business quite rewarding I see?

[BIG H]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Lol it's very true. Like I said I've never had a Bima and one of the reasons is that their drivers are arrogant pricks! Never pull over if you want to pass them in the fast lane, always park over the lines in car park, effectively taking up 2 spaces. Couldn't not get this one though as it will save me a fortune on Tax and fuel for business.

Rent boy business quite rewarding I see?

Whatever pays the bills

[Oggie]

If you really want to save the environment though, this is what you need...

[FTMatty]

I think you earn more than me........................or still live at home with your mum.

[boxingbantz]

I think you earn more than me........................or still live at home with your mum.

Or both?

[BIG H]

I think you earn more than me........................or still live at home with your mum.

Or both?

Well I don't live with my Mum

[boxingbantz]

I think you earn more than me........................or still live at home with your mum.

Or both?

Well I don't live with my Mum

Hang on, he could be a drug dealer.

I hear they like 'beemas'.

I'm very tempted to call Crimestoppers free and confidentially.

Sorry pal, better safe than sorry.

[Master]

I got an S Max for the family, if I was single I would get an Alfa.