How do you know when meat has gone bad?

[0james0]

Serious question.

I am cooking up a real nice joint of boneless lamb, we bought it a little while ago and froze it. I took it out of the freezer (can't remember when) and left it in the fridge. It's now time too cook.

The meat had a slight smell to it, not too bad, but there was an odour and it was a little slimey to the touch. But it's such a good bit of meat it seems worth a go.

I'm thinking about beef that is hung for days, that essentially goes off, but we still eat it and cook it.

This meat is raw and will be blasted in the oven at a high heat. Surely that will kill the germs?!

Anyway, it's in now. But if I am about to kill myself, then please let me know!

[BIG H]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

[ryanman]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until your head is down there. Then once it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it without causing offence. Hence the occasional horrors. Only once have I retreated. I had to. I made out I was suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

[0james0]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until
your head is down there. Then once
it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it
without causing offence. Hence the
occasional horrors. Only once have I
retreated. I had to. I made out I was
suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Much like my meat, that is why you must always perform a quick sniff test with your finger first!

[ryanman]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until your head is down there. Then once it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it without causing offence. Hence the occasional horrors. Only once have I retreated. I had to. I made out I was suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Please don't read this Missy.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

too late! lol

I was going to offer some helpful advice to poor old james - who well may die -but it seems you've all taken this down the route of skip flavoured fingers.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until
your head is down there. Then once
it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it
without causing offence. Hence the
occasional horrors. Only once have I
retreated. I had to. I made out I was
suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Much like my meat, that is why you must always perform a quick sniff test with your finger first!

you want that to appear hotter? avoid the sniff test, by seeing if she'll accept said finger(s) in her mouth. If she daren't go there maybe you shouldn't either.

[0james0]

Just wrote loads. Then deleted it by accident. Can't be assed to write it again.

Ate the meat. Gave rest to dog. Feel ok.

Missy you legend.



Hate it when that happens

[Saddo]

I don't mind if it stinks i sometimes prefer it

As for meat if you think its off don't cook it because if its off or not you won't be able to eat it because your mind will tell you its off with every bite

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Just wrote loads. Then deleted it by accident. Can't be assed to write it again.

Ate the meat. Gave rest to dog. Feel ok.

Missy you legend.



Hate it when that happens

y'all know it

[0james0]

Saddo that's exactly what happened. I couldn't eat it. Had a few slabs, but struggled.

Let's see what it does to the dog!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Saddo that's exactly what happened. I couldn't eat it. Had a few slabs, but struggled.

Let's see what it does to the dog!

just for reference dogs will eat their own vomit....and yours sooooo good luck with that

[Saddo]

Saddo that's exactly what happened. I couldn't eat it. Had a few slabs, but struggled.

Let's see what it does to the dog!

just for reference dogs will eat their own vomit....and yours sooooo good luck with that

yep my Dog will eat everything apart from Pal in gravy

the fucker loves salads

[Spicoli]

Slime on meat is not good my man, at least not at the very very 1st interaction with said piece.

Check the nearest closet

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Saddo that's exactly what happened. I couldn't eat it. Had a few slabs, but struggled.

Let's see what it does to the dog!

just for reference dogs will eat their own vomit....and yours sooooo good luck with that

yep my Dog will eat everything apart from Pal in gravy

the fucker loves salads

used to have dog that ate chilli and lychees - dib dabs, in fact anything really