Why I am not afraid of the Klitschkos

[brocktonblockbust]

I am not afraid,
I am not afraid,
To bob and weave my way in
And if I can't hit his chin,
It will be no sin,
For I shall smash him
Straight to the liver
And give him a shiver;

A shot to the ribs
To perhaps crack a few--
or even a spleen shot
would even do;

I am not afraid of the Klitschkos
Because all I will need to do
Is rush them quickly and throw
Thundering blows to the body---

Can someone come forth
To do this easy task?
And not sit back without moving their head
Right in the Klitschkos punching range?

Who has the heart? And who has the nerve?
To take those brothers titles
That they do not deserve?

[El Kabong]

If it was that easy to beat them then someone would have had no trouble doing so already.

[CFH]

If it was that easy to beat them then someone would have had no trouble doing so already.

Yes, but has anyone tried dazzling them with poetry before? It's a pretty innovative strategy.

[El Kabong]

If it was that easy to beat them then someone would have had no trouble doing so already.

Yes, but has anyone tried dazzling them with poetry before? It's a pretty innovative strategy.

Its ridiculous...I bet if they were Italian-American we wouldn't have this problem

[marbleheadmaui]

I thought that was pretty good!

Now if we can just find a bob and weave heavy with a boatload of courage....

[CFH]

If it was that easy to beat them then someone would have had no trouble doing so already.

Yes, but has anyone tried dazzling them with poetry before? It's a pretty innovative strategy.

Its ridiculous...I bet if they were Italian-American we wouldn't have this problem

They're not?

[brocktonblockbust]

Youre guess is as good as mine.....in the mean time......PASS THE FUCKIN' RAVIOLI, I'M FUCKING STARVIN'!!!

[CFH]

Youre guess is as good as mine.....in the mean time......PASS THE FUCKIN' RAVIOLI, I'M FUCKING STARVIN'!!!

I love ravioli.

[brocktonblockbust]

yeah, ravioli with pesto sauce is also awesome.

I had ravioli stuffed with crabmeat last weekend---frikkin awesome. Badda-BING.

[Dark Lord Al]

There is something humorous about this guy , not sure if its good or bad.
I think the guy probably looks like Bobby from the Sopranos

[Taffturner]

Nice poem!! Please convert all the letters into capitals and email it to 'davidhaye@didnteventry.co.uk'

[Memphis]

Nice poem!! Please convert all the letters into capitals and email it to 'davidhaye@didnteventry.co.uk'

Interesting idea but I suspect that David will receive the email, look at it long and hard, attempt to offer a response but then not bother blaming a broken 'A' key.

We need to put all of our poems on the culture board, Bilbo will be made up.

[Gandalf]

A very affecting and well written poem. It is good to see someone express their views through rules of verse. In fact, it is extremely lovely to see.

[#1FightFan]

i agree, wlad was there for the taking. all it took was courage.
vitali on the other hand is another story. he is much better, with a better chin.
i actually like vitali as a fighter. but, Dr boringfist makes me wanna see him get ko'ed bad!!!
wlad was almost as bad as haye!!! what does that tell you?

[Mars_ax]

I am not afraid,
I am not afraid,
To bob and weave my way in
And if I can't hit his chin,
It will be no sin,
For I shall smash him
Straight to the liver
And give him a shiver;

A shot to the ribs
To perhaps crack a few--
or even a spleen shot
would even do;

I am not afraid of the Klitschkos
Because all I will need to do
Is rush them quickly and throw
Thundering blows to the body---

Can someone come forth
To do this easy task?
And not sit back without moving their head
Right in the Klitschkos punching range?

Who has the heart? And who has the nerve?
To take those brothers titles
That they do not deserve?

This makes me wonder why someone doesn't just bitchslap Wlad, he's such a big 'ole wuss.