What lies do you tell?

[Andre]

Funny I was out last night and a woman of about 55 or so asked me .."You been good?"

I said yeah, Im always good, then I looked down and said "No actually I run a muck a fair bit" And she beams at me and says "yeah I know, you dont look it.

[miron_lang]

I tell a porky sometimes, but mainly to avoid trouble with the wife, here are some of my favourites.

1. On being asked how many beers I had, I say 4 when really I had about 8
2. Strangers say "how are you?" and really you see see only horror, but you just say "I'm good".


What are your classic lies?

Those.

and

I tell each of my kids that i Love him/her the most among my kids to make him feel special. of course they always talk to each other and get back at me. I then always then tell them that i only told my other kid that i love them the most so that they wont get angry at me. but i love you(the kid im talking to) the most really but its a secret. I have 4 kids and another one arriving late this month.