What Guiness world record would you like to set?

[Gandalf]

I am pretty impressed with Peter Cooks attempt to make the world's longest snot trail. However, I think he goes a bit mad at the end by repeatedly kicking his wife in the cunt.



I would probably be in there with the world's oldest active mobile phone. It is a seventeenth century classic. I can't really do anything with it, but I can get a good 2 days from it fresh off being fully charged up. It can even send messages, pretty funky device. Though quite ancient.

So if you could set any world record what would it be and why?

[El Kabong]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

[Gandalf]

I would like to set the record for being the fussiest eater on the planet. Nobody can compare to me in terms of diet limitation. I hate about 96% of all edible food items. That is my record.

[BIG H]

The most amount of time with Britney's cleft on my face

[ICB]

Anything regarding sport or physical fitness.

[Dark Lord Al]

World record for tolerance.

[Kev]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

[ryanman]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.

[Kev]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.

I think I might be be about to make an entry on Miles's 'Has anyone become obsessed with you?' thread.

I'll bear in mind the assassination offer though. Nice to have something to fall back on in case his anonymous benefactor starts showering him with clicks again.

[ryanman]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.

I think I might be be about to make an entry on Miles's 'Has anyone become obsessed with you?' thread.

I'll bear in mind the assassination offer though. Nice to have something to fall back on in case his anonymous benefactor starts showering him with clicks again.

Thnaks Bulbo. Ficuk. I meant Bilbo but im not going back to change it now. Did that sentence ok thoushg. I will cool lcik you. with my work ethich you should catch him by 2022.

[Andre]

World record for tolerance.

And a boot up the clacker of the first person who disputes it.

[Youngblood]

Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. stuffering stuffs and hickity boo etc......Kiss kiss.

[ryanman]

Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. stuffering stuffs and hickity boo etc......Kiss kiss.

Hello Yizzle Bizzzle. Hello.

[boozeboxer]

I would like the record for youngest supreme court justice.

[El Kabong]

...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated

When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...

I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.

Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.

I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.

That would work better for you I think.

#1 I've always wanted a big family #2 you can't get blood from a stone/turnip however that goes.