I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I think I have a crush on a 17 year old

I'm 29 in a months time

I help cover a contracted run into this particutlar school/ college every now and then (for a bit of overtime) in the mornings and there is this one girl who gets on the bus who I just have to admit blows my mind, she is that unbelievably attractive...

Now usually I can simply draw the line at 'pretty' or 'cute' but in a totally non sexual way but I have been thinking about this girl all week!

I have been thinking about this girl, ALL week.

To be honest, I think it's because I know she fancies me and has been saying things and has been trying to flirt with me ever since I started covering this morning run, three weeks ago and I've always been polite but absolutely professional (and I am 100% sure that I haven't been giving off any signals of any kind) and actually, at first I was pretty offended as I am married, with a baby and am practicaly old enough to be her Dad. But it pains me to admit that she has obviously worn me down. Now I must say that I would NEVER indulge in such a depraved fantasy but I am very disappointed that this girl has kinda become just that!

The most frustrating thing is I know I can't even talk to her about it. I can't even get off the run untill another one becomes available.

I do believe that I am probably only high on this girl because she is high on me (which is pathetic, I know) and I am sure this flirting will stop soon enough but it's just something new to me and to be honest I'm just ashamed and disgusted about it.

Bad times man. Need to get a grip... Has anyone else (NOT BILBO, no offense mate) been in this situation? Just not very nice...

[superheavyrhun]

Apart from emptying yourself the night before so that it affects you less....

At least it didn't happen when you're on the old folks home run and it was one of them you were obsessing about.

[Mark TKO]

the answer is that you must bum her brother.

you know it too

[Saddo]

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate

[Mark TKO]

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate

but won't bumming her kill the crush too ?

[superheavyrhun]

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate

You paint a good picture there. Any idea if Jim has an attractive wife?

[Saddo]

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate

but won't bumming her kill the crush too ?

oh right i thought you were telling him to bum her BROTHER

[Mark TKO]

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate

but won't bumming her kill the crush too ?

oh right i thought you were telling him to bum her BROTHER

yeah just read that back - was trying to say it like Sean Connery said "you must leave her brother" in Highlander. Failed

On saying that if he does bum her brother she won't be interested in him any more. So it might work

[Kev]

I'm not sure why my advice is so unwanted?

I can only assume that you feel that when when you fancy a 17 year old you are doing it in a more wholesome and less perverted way than when I fancy my 19 year old neighbour?

You are the same as me my friend whether you like to admit it or not.

So I shall give some advice anyhow....

First off, there is NOTHING wrong in finding a hot 17 year old attractive. I'm just talking about recognising she is hot, not actually acting upon it.

Girls 17-21 are exceptionally hot in many instances and men are gentically wired to find them so. Any man who acts differently is simply lying.

Secondly, what is wrong with just fancying somebody? I mean why does it have to be acted upon? She's young and pretty, has a youthful, positive energy that you like and makes you feel great when you see her smile at you I bet, what is really wrong with that?

You know nothing can happen, and if it did it would be anti climactic anyway, so don't worry about it. Just enjoy seeing her on the bus run and let the warmth of her smile sustain you for the next few days.

No need to get so serious about it. A little harmless crush is no big deal. Just don't be stupid and try anything.

I saw my fit neighbour yesterday for the first time in a fortnight. I was walking down the stairs and she ran and caught up with me on her way to go out with her mum. She walked down the remaining two flights of stairs with me, we exchanged some pleasantries and when we got to the front door she said to me 'You smell nice' (Thank you Mr Issey Miyake!) and then got into her mother's car and drove off.

It was just a one minute moment but her compliment made my day.

Why does it have to be any more difficult or more big of a deal than that?

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I think I only see this going one way.

I'm gonna end up loosing the plot and screaming at her ''Leave me alone! I don't want to bum you or your brother!!''

Seriously though.. Sads, thanks for the advice I think i can use that to fuck this stupid crush off out of it but she is still hot and still a flirt and still fuckin wants the big man cock!! I AM happily married and would never cheat (ESPECIALLY UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES) and I didn't ask for this situation I just need to figure out how to deter her because I'm worried I'm being to polite for my own good.

Okay my question is this, how the fuck do you deter a hormonal teenager while a) remaining professional and b) preserving your own reputation?

[Kev]

I think I only see this going one way.

I'm gonna end up loosing the plot and screaming at her ''Leave me alone! I don't want to bum you or your brother!!''

Seriously though.. Sads, thanks for the advice I think i can use that to fuck this stupid crush off out of it but she is still hot and still a flirt and still fuckin wants the big man cock!! I AM happily married and would never cheat (ESPECIALLY UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES) and I didn't ask for this situation I just need to figure out how to deter her because I'm worried I'm being to polite for my own good.

Okay my question is this, how the fuck do you deter a hormonal teenager while a) remaining professional and b) preserving your own reputation?

What do you mean by deter her?

It's a bus run right? Apart from saying hello to you and making a quick flirty comment what can she actually do to seduce you?

I fail to see the problem here?

Just enjoy the attention, there is no big deal. She isn't about to take your cock out on a crowded bus and I doubt you are about to stick your hand down her top either.

Little flirts are one of the things that make life bearable.

[Saddo]

I think I only see this going one way.

I'm gonna end up loosing the plot and screaming at her ''Leave me alone! I don't want to bum you or your brother!!''

Seriously though.. Sads, thanks for the advice I think i can use that to fuck this stupid crush off out of it but she is still hot and still a flirt and still fuckin wants the big man cock!! I AM happily married and would never cheat (ESPECIALLY UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES) and I didn't ask for this situation I just need to figure out how to deter her because I'm worried I'm being to polite for my own good.

Okay my question is this, how the fuck do you deter a hormonal teenager while a) remaining professional and b) preserving your own reputation?

mate she is hot and i guess you have been smiling at her as you would have had an ego boost from her attention ANY GUY would be the same... just ignore her she will move on within a nanosecond.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Yeah all makes sense but just to say to Bill, your situation is cool because it's just you and her on a stair well. Mine potentially could involve her college mates, the other kids on the bus and worse yet the teachers and other drivers from my work... Just would very much like the whole thing under the rug asap. My thouguts I can deal with, hers have me somewhat parronoid...

[Kev]

Yeah all makes sense but just to say to Bill, your situation is cool because it's just you and her on a stair well. Mine potentially could involve her college mates, the other kids on the bus and worse yet the teachers and other drivers from my work... Just would very much like the whole thing under the rug asap. My thouguts I can deal with, hers have me somewhat parronoid...

Is she actually making advances to you on the bus, like serious advances?

And touching you etc?

If it was me my thoughts would be along the lines of making sure my shirt was ironed, nails trimmed, new haircut, tan etc.

I really wouldn't worry though. She isn't going to do anything on a bus in front of everyone.

Just enjoy the attention, it will gone soon enough...

[CutMeMick]

Saddo put it best here mate...
It doesnt get any more clear than this.

your married with a kid and if that is a happy marriage.... then every time you see this girl just try to think a few months down the line... about only getting weekend visits to your child and taking it back to your bedsit while standing outside your house as a strange man answers the door who is playing dad to your child and fucking your wife.


that should get rid of any crush you have on this girl who you would have no connection with or conversation unless you start watching twilight and listening to the charts.

hope this helps put your dilemma into perspective mate