Blind man gets barred from Asda!

[Mattyhitman]

My local Asda has barred a blind man from visiting the store again.

He was stood in the aisle when he picked up his guide dog by the tail and started swinging it about above his head, the manager asked him what he was doing, blind man replied "Im having a good look around, whats ya problem?"


Mate of mine told his missus he wanted to go fishing, and he was taking her and the dog.

She said she didnt want to, but he put his foot down and insisted, again she complained and stated she didnt want to go.
He gave her 3 options, anal sex,
blow job,
or fishing. She said no way to fishing and anal sex! So he settled for the blow job. After she complained his dick tasted of shit ! He replied "the dog didnt want to go fishing either!"

[Saddo]

hahahahahahaha and again hahahahahhahahaha

[Master]

You are so much funnier than Mark TKO.

[Dark Lord Al]

Wouldnt you have to be blind to shop at Asda in the first place ?