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Why do people knock your door,double glazing sale's men I got double glazing, better ware plastic kitchen rubbish, and the fucking Avon lady, some one do I want to sponsor a child no thank's got 2 already.Last but not lest a fucking Jehovah's witness.
Some week's holiday as they say no peace for the wicked.!
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That's what you get for being home during the day.
It's much safer in work!
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You are right, I must be in a good mood this week because I was nice to them.Originally Posted by 0james0
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Congratulations on joining the brotherhood of Jehovah's!
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Praise be the lord I have seen the light, or not.Congratulations on joining the brotherhood of Jehovah's!
One of the top reasons to own a dog. I always allow him to answer the door first, and then pretend like I can't hold him back
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I always intend on telling the Jehova's Witnesses that I worship the devil, but I'm always too nice to do it...and a little afraid that they might bring all their friends for a daily prayer and exorcism session
"The day I clipped the Butterfly's wings."
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One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.
The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!
The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Make's two of us.I always intend on telling the Jehova's Witnesses that I worship the devil, but I'm always too nice to do it...and a little afraid that they might bring all their friends for a daily prayer and exorcism session
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Sexy neighbours you lucky git, all my neighbours put the U in ugly.
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Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man
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I would not wany Ron Price knocking at my door
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Had a good laugh at this
By the way, I must inquire...what is the origin of that .gif in your signature? If it's a pornography, I'd quite enjoy watching. Link?
"The day I clipped the Butterfly's wings."
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Would you swap me 3 ugly neighbours,for one sexy one.
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We used to live around the corner from the Jehovah hub, we had them knock a couple times a week.
In the end, my mrs of all people, she wrote a sign and stuck it to the door which read:
"we worship the devil, so if you are religious you have no chance so please don't even bother"
Didn't get any after that
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