Does God have a purpose for your penis?

[SugarBoxing]

I am already not happy that I started this holy war

Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here

Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.

[Dia bando]

The Penis song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mermWNac8

Mars you have to face it your Friend is a WANKER.

Actually the "wanker" is more of an 'acquaintance' then he is a friend. I'm a Vietnam era U.S.A.F. veteran and so is my wife who was in the U.S. Navy. There's a group of us Vets here in East Texas who meet up a couple times a year to shoot the shit, swap lies about the big fish we caught, eat lunch, drink a beer, coffee and whatnot, a Band of Brothers in arms as it were.
Anyway the "wanker" (who is much younger then most of us) joined in a convo some of us were having about jerkin-off. It wasn't like a deep discussion or anything, "wanker" did most of the talking, we were all kind of chuckling/snickering under our breath.
I bumped into this same "wanker" who was ahead of me in the checkout line at the supermarket a few weeks back. He was eyeballing the six pack of Guinness in bottles I was getting ready to buy with a disdainful look, and made some barely audible comment like "why the geeness"? I guess "god" must not like people who drink beer either.

In my job I have a lot to do with Religion, it's not the Religion so much some of the people that preach
it is the problem. To be honest they don't practices what they preach, I no quite a few that strayed of the path {Fucking other peoples Wife's} But I guess that alright at least they were not drinking beer heaven forbid.

[Andre]

I am already not happy that I started this holy war

Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here

Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.

You didnt start a holy war, dont worry about it,we dont.
There are plenty of topics that have covered God in the past they get re run occasionally.
No one left here is bothered by others beliefs or how or if you attempt to back them up or not.

People who leave are the ones who get bothered.

[Andre]

The Penis song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mermWNac8

Mars you have to face it your Friend is a WANKER.

Actually the "wanker" is more of an 'acquaintance' then he is a friend. I'm a Vietnam era U.S.A.F. veteran and so is my wife who was in the U.S. Navy. There's a group of us Vets here in East Texas who meet up a couple times a year to shoot the shit, swap lies about the big fish we caught, eat lunch, drink a beer, coffee and whatnot, a Band of Brothers in arms as it were.
Anyway the "wanker" (who is much younger then most of us) joined in a convo some of us were having about jerkin-off. It wasn't like a deep discussion or anything, "wanker" did most of the talking, we were all kind of chuckling/snickering under our breath.
I bumped into this same "wanker" who was ahead of me in the checkout line at the supermarket a few weeks back. He was eyeballing the six pack of Guinness in bottles I was getting ready to buy with a disdainful look, and made some barely audible comment like "why the geeness"? I guess "god" must not like people who drink beer either.

In my job I have a lot to do with Religion, it's not the Religion so much some of the people that preach
it is the problem. To be honest they don't practices what they preach, I no quite a few that strayed of the path {Fucking other peoples Wife's} But I guess that alright at least they were not drinking beer heaven forbid.

I suppose you guys do open casket ones too? Can you put ice and cans of beer in with them and use it like an esky?

[roberto duran legend]

Indeed he does.it is to be sucked by Scarlett Johannson.

[Beanz]

I am already not happy that I started this holy war

Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here

Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.

You didnt start a holy war, dont worry about it,we dont.
There are plenty of topics that have covered God in the past they get re run occasionally.
No one left here is bothered by others beliefs or how or if you attempt to back them up or not.

People who leave are the ones who get bothered.

Andre is right this is a broad church, except it's not a church and there aren't too many broads.

[Andre]

I am already not happy that I started this holy war

Please, do not get offended if I do not reply this time, otherwise we won't stop here

Well, if anyone wants some feedback from me, I suggest opening new thread or just PM.

You didnt start a holy war, dont worry about it,we dont.
There are plenty of topics that have covered God in the past they get re run occasionally.
No one left here is bothered by others beliefs or how or if you attempt to back them up or not.

People who leave are the ones who get bothered.

Andre is right this is a broad church, except it's not a church and there aren't too many broads.

[Conrad]

Email him this video. He'll question his faith and start enjoying his daily tug even more than he already does...

[Mars_ax]

@Conrad,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

[Andre]

@Conrad ,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

That's even funnier than his other beliefs.
The church really have control over what he thinks havent they .

[Master]

Admit it, your firiend is @NVSemin

[X]

So, anyway ....... back to the question.

I certainly hope that God has a purpose for my penis, because approximately half the human race fucking doesn't.