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[pacfan]

...when I'm feelin' blue
and down...
and everything...
everyone...
and even the whole world seems to be against me...
and nothing seems to go right...

...and I just watch this video and I'm all right...



...and for Pete's sake, don't get piqued, bro's... it's just all for fun...

[Andre]

...when I'm feelin' blue
and down...
and everything...
everyone...
and even the whole world seems to be against me...
and nothing seems to go right...

...and I just watch this video and I'm all right...



...and for Pete's sake, don't get piqued, bro's... it's just all for fun...

Thats Mannys only hope really when you think about it.

[IamInuit]

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[pacfan]

...when I'm feelin' blue
and down...
and everything...
everyone...
and even the whole world seems to be against me...
and nothing seems to go right...

...and I just watch this video and I'm all right...



...and for Pete's sake, don't get piqued, bro's... it's just all for fun...

Thats Mannys only hope really when you think about it.

Yup mate, that's why I'm watching it everynight at bedtime before the real thang brings me the nightmares...
...when that happens, I guess I'll just get back to Kim Kardashian or Jacky Chan for my bedtime fantasy...

[Beanz]

This left me in tears. I have not laughed so much for quite a while

25 Funny Auto Correct Fails | Don'tpokethebear.com

[Andre]

24 Photos You Need To Really Look At To Understand

[Saddo]

[Andre]

This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to censure the author, but got nowhere because every legal person who read it couldn't stop laughing !


Dear Mr Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a television set and golf clubs and condoms from them back in 1997, and yet the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born
and on what date ?

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand ?

My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years.

It is also on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off planes
over the past 30 years.

It's also on all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.

Also... would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely bloody astounded if that ever
changed between now and when I drop dead !!!

SHIT! What do you people do with all this information we keep having to provide?

I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.

Between you and me, I've had enough of all this bullshit!

You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bloody address!

What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes working there!

And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether or not I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? In the unlikely event I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other side of Sydney , and get another bloody copy of my birth certificate - and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?

Nooooo…that'd be too bloody easy and makes far too much sense.

You would much prefer to have us running all over the bloody place like chickens with our heads cut off, and then having to find some 'high-society' wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo... the one where we're not allowed to smile?...you bloody morons.

Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in 'high-society' to confirm that it's me?



Well, my family has been in this country since before 1820! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!)

I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army for something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL....Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.

However, your rules require that I have to get someone "important" to verify who I am; you know...someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN BLOODY PAKISTAN!...a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers - and are suspended from
the Commonwealth and United Nations for not having the "right sort of government".

You are all pen-pushing paper-shuffling bloody idiots!

[IamInuit]

[Saddo]

hahaha I use this for my ink and it saves me billions



if anyone uses a shitload of ink like I do then just search CISS and your printer name on ebay

[Kirkland Laing]

15 reasons that Russia Scares The Everloving Shit Out of Me - Imgur

[Andre]

This is observational brilliance.

Bill talks about every single topic we chat about in all the sections here (other than boxing).

Funny shit, one of the first things is about gun ownership.

women, kids,religion,dawgs etc.

[Andre]

Hahaha