24 Hours to live - this is good
24 Hrs To Live
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away the tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, Now I only have
18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
hours of life left.
He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey, Please? Just one more
time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have
four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have
to get up in the morning! You don't."
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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