Chinese fortune cookies?

[beenKOed]

Chinese fortune cookies are starting to sound like my tax lady. Here's the latest one.

"As long as you don't signup for anything new, you'll do fine."

Seen any sassy ones or have a suggestion or two?

[Master]

Like chop suey, fortune cookies are an American invention. They originated in California, but who the actual inventor was, and which city in California is the true home of the fortune cookie, has continued to be a matter of debate. Unequivocally not Chinese, the fortune cookie may in fact not even be Chinese American.

Read more: The History of the Fortune Cookie | Infoplease.com The History of the Fortune Cookie | Infoplease.com

[brocktonblockbust]

Like chop suey, fortune cookies are an American invention. They originated in California, but who the actual inventor was, and which city in California is the true home of the fortune cookie, has continued to be a matter of debate. Unequivocally not Chinese, the fortune cookie may in fact not even be Chinese American.

Read more: The History of the Fortune Cookie | Infoplease.com The History of the Fortune Cookie | Infoplease.com

bullshit the dudes in AMritsar invented that.

[SlimTrae]

I was thinking maybe they were invented by the makers of zodiac readings

:Aries: Today is the day to be assertive.




So, yesterday was the day to be timid and bitch like?