Karl Mildenberger ~ 'I Had The Formula To Beat Cassius Clay'

[AdamGB]

Is master a 'Brit' or a Brit?

Are you an unlikeable cunt or an 'unlikeable cunt'?

[Bill Paxtom]

~ Karl Mildenberger vs. Oscar Bonavena ~

~ Round 7 ~

0:03 > Karl is back to jabbing, and moving to his right.
0:14 > Each are exchanging light jabs while ate Center-Ring.

0:25 > Karl scores with '5' straight right-jabs into Oscar's mid-section.
0:33 > Oscar is now backing up, and backs to the front-left Corner area.

0:40 > Karl scores with a 'double' right-jab, and quick straight left-hand to the head.
0:45 > Oscar moves out, and forces Karl to back to Center-Ring.

0:50 > Karl comes back with a 'double' right-jab.
0:55 > Oscar leads with a 'hard' right-hand to Mildenberger's head.

0:58 > Oscar comes back with a fast 'left-right'.
1:03 > Karl circles to his right 360*.

1:10 > Karl snaps out a fast 'double' right-jab to Bonavena's face.
1:12 > Oscar moves back to the front-center Ring area.

1:17 > There is a lull in the action.
1:22 > Karl snaps off a 'triple' right-jab aimed at Bonavena's head.

1:24 > Oscar counters with fast right-hand to the point of Mildenberger's chin.
1:25 > Karl goes 'down' {for the 3rd-time in the bout}.

1:26 < Karl is up immediately, as Referee - Harry Krause administers the 'Mandatory 8-Count'.
1:30 > Karl is shaking his head in disgust, as he is mad at himself for getting caught.

1:38 > The action resumes.
1:40 > Both move to Center-Ring.

1:48 > Each are pawing away with jabs, while at Center-Ring.
1:49 > Karl moves backwards to the front Ropes.

1:52 > Oscar moves in with a 'wild-charge', and fling wildly with a 5-Punch barrage.
1:56 > Karl clinches, as he avoids all of Bonavena's punches.

1:59 > The fighters break.
2:04 > Karl moves back to Center-Ring, and starts to circle to his right.

2:08 > Oscar is waiting to counter.
2:11 > The fighters move in close, and clinch.

2:19 > Karl backs up to the left Ropes.
2:21 > Oscar moves in, and unloads with a 'hard' 4-Punch barrage.

2:25 > Oscar lands with a hard left-hook to Mildenberger's head, forcing him back on the left-side Ropes.
2:29 > Oscar is now 'punishing' Mildenberger with a barrage of clubbing punches.

2:32 > Oscar nails Mildenberger with a solid 'left-right' to the head.
2:33 > Karl 'wobbles' to the back-left Corner.

2:35 > Karl now backs up to the right-side Ring area.
2:37 > Oscar slams in a 'left-right'.

2:38 > Karl counters with a hard left-hook to Bonavena's jaw.
2:40 > Karl moves into the front-right Corner.

2:41 > The fighters clinch.
2:52 > Karl circles 360* to his right, and is back at the front-right Corner area.

2:55 > Oscar attacks with a 'right-left' and the clinches.
3:00 > Bell.

Round 7 ...... {5-3} > Oscar Bonavena

[brocktonblockbust]

'Triple B'

Master may be a Master, but
When it comes to German Heavyweights, he goes down like 'The Bismark'.

hey Bill I always thought of Master as more like the Lusitania in 1910

'Triple B'

The RMS Lusitania was a British Ocean Liner.

It had no offense, but did go down easy, like most Brit's.

Is Master 'a Brit'.

Or is he a ............ 'Dutch Master'

He isn't a 'Dutch Master' but he is more of a ~Philly Blunt~.

[TitoFan]

There's only one possible explanation why a thread on Karl Mildenberger has gone 16 pages and over 200 posts, most of which are unanswered, unsolicited, tedious, and mostly fabricated material by Billy:

Billy is an old guy who used to deep-throat Mildenberger's manhood. For some reason, when Mildenberger lost to Ali, he stopped giving Billy his daily dose. Thus perpetuating Billy's man-love for Karl and propagating his hatred of Ali.

What else can it be?

[Bill Paxtom]

There's only one possible explanation why a thread on Karl Mildenberger has gone 16 pages and over 200 posts, most of which are unanswered, unsolicited, tedious, and mostly fabricated material by Billy:

Billy is an old guy who used to deep-throat Mildenberger's manhood. For some reason, when Mildenberger lost to Ali, he stopped giving Billy his daily dose. Thus perpetuating Billy's man-love for Karl and propagating his hatred of Ali.

What else can it be?

Karl Mildenberger >

"Tito Fan is a Cassius Clay lover, and has been called upon from time-to-time to serve as
a receptacle for the old man."

"When receiving, Tito Fan has been heard to say to Cassius." >

"Load me up Cassius. Dump in me you old man."

[TitoFan]

There's only one possible explanation why a thread on Karl Mildenberger has gone 16 pages and over 200 posts, most of which are unanswered, unsolicited, tedious, and mostly fabricated material by Billy:

Billy is an old guy who used to deep-throat Mildenberger's manhood. For some reason, when Mildenberger lost to Ali, he stopped giving Billy his daily dose. Thus perpetuating Billy's man-love for Karl and propagating his hatred of Ali.

What else can it be?

Karl Mildenberger >

"Tito Fan is a Cassius Clay lover, and has been called upon from time-to-time to serve as
a receptacle for the old man."

"When receiving, Tito Fan has been heard to say to Cassius." >

"Load me up Cassius. Dump in me you old man."

Wow!! You responded! I'm actually speechless... don't know what to say, even if it was an insult.



Don't take it personally, Billy.
We're just flabbergasted at how much hate you harbor for ol' Ali, even to the point of making stuff up.

But hey... as you were.... it adds a little more weirdness to the forum.

[Bill Paxtom]

~ Karl Mildenberger vs. Oscar Bonavena ~

~ Round 8 ~

0:00 > Both fighters still look fresh.
0:04 > Karl goes back to moving to his right, while flicking out right-jabs.

0:08 > Oscar sends in a 'lead' right-hand to the chin, sending Karl back to the left-side Ropes.
0:10 > Karl moves to his left, along the back Ropes.

0:19 > Karl scores with a good left-hand lead to Bonavena's mid-section.
0:21 > Karl starts pressing forward with right-hand jabs.

0:28 > Oscar is backing away and looking to counter.
0:35 > The fighters clinch.

0:43 > Karl is sending out measuring right-jabs.
0:50 > Oscar is now leaning back and away.

1:00 > The fighters clinch.
1:07 > Karl is back to 'pressing forward'.

1:12 > Oscar moves to the back-left Corner.
1:14 > Oscar 'digs' in with a right-hand lead into Mildenberger's mid-section.

1:15 > Karl clinches, as that body punch hurt him.
1:23 > Karl is now moving straight backwards.

1:26 > Karl lands with a good left-hand lead to Bonavena's face as he is moving forward.
1:28 > Oscar is driven into the front Ropes.

1:33 > Both exchange jabs at Center-Ring.
1:36 > Oscar scores with another 'good' right-hand lead into Mildenberger's mid-section.

1:38 > Oscar attacks with awkward-rush, and lands with a 'right-left' to Mildenberger's chin.
1:40 > Karl moves away, and backs-up fast.

1:46 > Oscar lands with a hard chopping right-hand to the jaw.
1:50 > Both move to Center-Ring, and paw at each other.

1:54 > Oscar lands with another right-hand lead to Mildenberger's mid-section.
2:00 > Karl moves away, along the back-left Ring area.

2:11 > Howard Cosell > "Bonavena has too much strength for Mildenberger."

2:17 > Karl circles out to the right-side of Center-Ring.
2:22 > Oscar 'misses' with a big right-hand swing.

2:24 > Karl is now along the right-side Ropes.
2:30 > Karl starts back to pecking with right-hand jabs.

2:40 > The pace has slowed, as both are at Center-Ring.
2:44 > Oscar misses with a 'wild' right-hook, and goes by Mildenberger and lands into the right-side Ropes.

2:50 > Both fighters move to Center-Ring.
2:58 > Karl lands with a left-hand lead.

3:00 > 'Bell'.

Round 8 ......... {5-4} > Oscar Bonavena

Scorecards thru 8 Rounds
* Angelo Dundee .... {38-33} > Oscar Bonavena
* Nat Fleischer ....... {38-33} > Oscar Bonavena

[AdamGB]

Round 9

Nobody 'cares'.

[Bill Paxtom]

Round 9

Nobody 'cares'.

Easy Adam.

Your Mom is right here besides me. She loved Round 8.

What's the deal with the 'knee pads'.

[Bill Paxtom]

As requested by 'Adam GB'

~ Karl Mildenberger vs. Oscar Bonavena ~

~ Round 9 ~

0:02 > Both fighters meet at Center-Ring.
0:94 > Karl immediately starts pressing and moving to his right while flicking out right-jabs.

0:15 > Oscar surprisingly starts 'bouncing-on-his-toes' and goes to boxing.
0:22 > Oscar moves backwards to the left-side Ropes, and then circles left.

0:26 > Oscar is now 'pawing' with left-jabs.
0:28 > Karl counters with '2' sharp right-jabs.

0:32 > Oscar steps forward, and deliver a right-hook just under Mildenberger's belt-line.
0:33 > Oscar comes back with a sweeping left-hook that glances off of Mildenberger's forehead.

0:34 > Karl backs up into the back-right Ring area.
0:45 > Both fighters are looking to counter now.

0:57 > Karl moves to Center-Ring.
1:00 > Karl is back to flicking out a steady amount of right-jabs.

1:03 > Oscar is staying outside, and is 'not' pressing.
1:09 > Karl is pecking away with measuring right-jabs.

1:10 > Oscar backs up the front Ropes.
1:11 > Karl fires in with a long left-hand into Bonavena's mid-section.

1:15 > Howard Cosell >
"Angie, how could Mildenberger look so much more effective against Ali, than against this 'clumsy' Bonavena."

1:18 > Angelo Dundee >
"Bonavena is awkward. It's tough to look good against him."

1:19 > Oscar circles out to his right, and away from the Ropes, and backs out to Center-Ring.
1:25 > From way outside, Oscar scores with a good right-hand lead to the Mildenberger's jaw.

1:26 > Karl counters with a left-hand to Bonavena's head, and also lands with a quick right-hand to the face.
1:35 > Both fighters are looking to counter.

1:40 > Oscar slams in a right-hand to the mid-section.
1:41 > Oscar adds in a sweeping left-hook that grazes Mildenberger's head.

2:00 > Karl is sending out right-jabs, but all of his punches are coming up short.
2:03 > Oscar attacks with a wild 'left-right-left' flurry, but all of his punches miss as Mildenberger avoids the rush and moves to his left.

2:07 > Karl scores with a 'fast' left-hand lead to Bonavena's face.
2:16 > Karl lands with '3' straight right-jabs to the mid-section.

2:18 > Oscar backs up the back-center Ring area, near the Ropes.
2:20 > Karl fires in a fast right-hand at the mid-section, and then follows with a 'tremendous' straight left-hand into Bonavena's forehead.

2:20 > Oscar Bonavena's legs buckle. Oscar is hurt.
2:21 > Oscar 'staggers' forward.

2:22 > Oscar tackles Mildenberger around his waist, as he pushes Karl across the Ring and towards the front-center Ropes.
2:23 > Karl pushes Bonavena away, as Oscar goes flying head first into the front-center Ropes.

2:24 > Karl steps back in to the front-left Corner, as Oscar goes thru the middle Rope strand.
2:25 > Karl moves forward, and is looking to unload.

2:29 > Oscar moves away from the Ropes, and immediately grabs at Mildenberger and clinches.
2:33 > The fighters start 'mauling' each other near Center-Ring.

2:35 > The Radrennbahn Stadium of { 18,000 } are going wild chanting 'Milde, Milde'.
2:38 > Howard Cosell > "The crowd is going wild."

2:42 > Karl is looking to bomb Bonavena.
2:48 > Oscar is staying away outside, and bobs his head and rolls his shoulders.

2:55 > Karl lands with a good left-hand lead to Bonavena's forehead.
2:56 > Oscar grabs at Mildenberger at Center-Ring, and holds until the Bell.

3:00 'Bell'

Round 9 ......... {5-4} > Karl Mildenberger

[Master]

If Karl had the formula it never worked!

So why do you still continue with this mundane and boring thread?

[Bill Paxtom]

If Karl had the formula it never worked!

So why do you still continue with this mundane and boring thread?

'The Formula'

Karl Mildenberger had the 'formula' against Cassius Clay.

* Southpaw stance {modified with a squared-up stance}.
* Forward pressure
* Busy right-jab
* Hand-speed

Unfortunately, the 6' 1 1/2" @ 195 lb. Mildenberger had no power, and a soft chin
to go along with a common problem of keeping his left-hand low {where he was
an easy target for right-hand leads or counters}.

But, 'the formula' was drawn up.

[brocktonblockbust]

Ali had his NOI cronies rub grease on his kidneys, to help the German's 'body blows' to slide off, doing less damage. After the fight, Vaseline Corporation took out a full government bond on Muhammad's marriage ending in divorce within 2 years. Vaseline Corporation cashed in big with this:

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[Bill Paxtom]

Ali had his NOI cronies rub grease on his kidneys, to help the German's 'body blows' to slide off, doing less damage. After the fight, Vaseline Corporation took out a full government bond on Muhammad's marriage ending in divorce within 2 years. Vaseline Corporation cashed in big with this:

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'Triple B'

I like the way you think .............

[Master]

Triple B = Bill