The Beauty of Bambi

[Gandalf]

I watched the classic animation 'Bambi' last night wearing my favorite polka dot bikini. The film played a chord within my soul and I wept like a baby when Bambi found himself all alone in the world. I drank a cup of tea and then read Oscar Wilde's Salome until I fell asleep. I just wanted to share these thoughts with you.

Does anyone else see the beauty of Bambi like I do?

[TitoFan]

Making a serious run for the title this year... aren't you.

[Gandalf]

My last 3 threads have been spellbinders. Kirkland may be able to buy off the public, but I have an innate gayness that shall always shine through. I am even composing a tune called The Beauty of Bambi and once that baby has a disco beat it is all over. Jake Bugg move over.

[SlimTrae]

I thought you were taking about Bambi, the porn star...never mind....

[Kirkland Laing]

Oh this is just shameless. Brazen Miles, brazen.

Bambi is nice roasted with some redcurrant jelly. Her haunches slice up into excellent steaks. As much taste as beef and half the fat and cholesterol of chicken. The Holy Grail of red meat.

You know I've got to reply to this, don't you. My thread won't be gay pandering though. It'll be a manly thread about manly things. But right now the weekend beckons and my reply will have to wait. I'm getting ready, feeling fabulous and off out tonight clubbing with the Vengaboys.

[TitoFan]

Bambi is nice roasted with some redcurrant jelly. Her haunches slice up into excellent steaks. As much taste as beef and half the fat and cholesterol of chicken. The Holy Grail of red meat.

Now you've done it, Kirk.

Miles will now need to be resuscitated by smelling salts with lavender scent and a hint of freshly picked daisies.