What's the worst piece of advice you have ever been told by someone?

[The_One77]

Never try, never fail...........

My bro told me that the day after i failed my course in college....(cheeky kunt, i hit him with my PS2 controller afterwards)


What's the worst advice someone had told you?

[brad4dboxer]

"If you ignore the bumble-bee buzzing around your face, he will leave you alone... don't worry... just let him walk on your nose... he won't sting you... you're safe... really."

[CutMeMick]

Actually theres a few that stand out to me that I've heard throughout my life that just don't make any sense to me!!!

'Firts things first" (Well no shit!!)

'Have your cake and it too" (What fooken cake )

'Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst' (Makes no fooken sense)

'You've made your bed now you have to lay on it' (Well if I just made the bed then that means I'm probably getting up & going somewhere)

'Don't bite off more then what you can chew' (Why not? If I like stuffing my face with food I should be able to eat the food however the fook I wan't)

[gogs67]

''It's all right,it's safe!''.......................................

[El Kabong]

I know Abdul Rahman's answer for this "Come on, convert, Jesus, Heaven...having your muslim countrymen behead you for insluting their beliefs"

[BIG H]

Any hole's a goal!!!


Might be true, but some holes should have a man cover and a health warning!!!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Lyle's gonna burst if he keeps on.

[The_One77]

I know Abdul Rahman's answer for this "Come on, convert, Jesus, Heaven...having your muslim countrymen behead you for insluting their beliefs"

isn't that muhammad ali's bro?

[rebekah]

chilli sauce makes an excellent lube... it doesnt.

[BrooklyniteQueen]

Leave it alone, if it was meant to involve you it would.

Cutting gives you a high...try it!!

[porkypara]

There was a house for sale in Swansea going for £16 grand about 5 years ago and I was going to by it to do it up and sell it on.

But I did not buy it coz my mate said there is not much to be made selling property.



House in that area are going for about £100,000 now.

Gutted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dramaking]

My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

[steady_E]

One up the bum no harm done.



My arse hurt for weeks!!!!!!

[El Kabong]

My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

You are a DRAMA king

[dramaking]

My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

You are a DRAMA king

this was not dramatics. this was agony.


give it a try sometime, you'll see what I'm talking about