...what was that? I'm sorry all I heard was "WAAAAAAAHH"
hahahaha
...what was that? I'm sorry all I heard was "WAAAAAAAHH"
hahahaha
you southern folk are used to drinking a gallon of moonshine for breakfast I guessOriginally Posted by Lyle
"WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER GET THROUGH THIS THING, WHATEVER IT IS"<br /><br />Kurt Vonnegut
"ignore it", the dumbest advice man has ever given................ever
'This season is all about hooded tops with suits'
bet on LAcy... thank god I don't bet.
my friend told me to have a shit in a public toilet.....
since then, that was the worst advice i have ever had.....nothing comes close
I had to literally stand up just to let it out, it was awful....
Originally Posted by The_One77
Were you needing one at the time or were you just doing as you were told?
I will die at my post , on the streets or in prison
i needed one....and the toilets were only across the roadOriginally Posted by gogs67
the worst bit of advice i have ever heard came from this drunk weirdo...homeless aswell ok so here it goes..."whats the best thing about little boys...turn them over and theyre little girls" iwas like haha.............i didnt sleep for like a week
One guy told me an asian woman is the same as a 13 year old white girl with a bag on her head... I almost broke my hand on his jaw.Originally Posted by J.Wright
ugh.....that's horrible
whoa this guy is dodgy....Originally Posted by Taeth
"Give me a knife, I'll take care of it"
what my dad said to me when I told him I had some sort of growth that looked like a tumor on my back.
thanks dad
"WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER GET THROUGH THIS THING, WHATEVER IT IS"<br /><br />Kurt Vonnegut
There have been some classics that I have either been given, or told myself:
- I promise I won't come
- That looks fine
- Of course mum loves us
- This is about weapons of mass destruction
- Trust me, I'm a doctor (Harold Shipman)
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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