how have you aged?

[erics44]

I was just looking at a celebrities that have aged badly site and some really have, val kilmer, Christina agulera


some on the site are just bad photos tho


how have you aged? still got your looks?

[Master]

Knees are shot, if I was a horse they would have put me down.

[Primo Carnera]

I weigh less than I did 20 years ago.
I'm shagging a fit blonde 20 years younger than me who tells me I'm the best she's ever had!
I'm fitter
I train harder
I've got more money
I've got more free time
And I've turned into a COMPULSIVE LIAR!

[Master]

I weigh less than I did 20 years ago.
I'm shagging a fit blonde 20 years younger than me who tells me I'm the best she's ever had!
I'm fitter
I train harder
I've got more money
I've got more free time
And I've turned into a COMPULSIVE LIAR!

I almost believed you and you nearly gave me some hope there.

[walrus]

I have a hard time picturing myself at my current age. When you dream, what age do you see yourself as? When you look in the mirror do you see your current age. Mentally I stopped growing many years ago, maybe that's the disconnect

[Master]

I have a hard time picturing myself at my current age. When you dream, what age do you see yourself as? When you look in the mirror do you see your current age. Mentally I stopped growing many years ago, maybe that's the disconnect

I am 21 when I look in the mirror, other people may see an old man but all I see is an Adonis.

[Spicoli]

Knock on wood the last surgery I underwent was as a teen. Over the last few years numbness in one thigh on and off and have only lost one tooth. Mentally I'm not happy how aging has gone very recently. Stressed, thinking borderline burned out, I catch myself with resting biatch face and that's not me at all. Have become negative and attention span runs in 15 minute intervals and convinced all of the above is totally work environment related. I have probably aged more mentally in the last two years than the previous eight.

[Andre]

I have tried and tried to give up swearing
but I just cunt.

[erics44]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

[Vendettos]

I have aged well.

People usually guess about 24-26 for my age and I am almost 31.

While I am actually 1 month older than my boss who is balding an looks nearer 40.

[erics44]

about 5 years ago on my birthday the average guess on my age was about 10 years less than I was, so stick that in your pipe

[greynotsoold]

Last night a woman I know was telling three of us about somebody she didn't trust because they look "real shady."
Then she looked at me and said "no offense. "
I guess I look about the same.

[Primo Carnera]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

[erics44]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

I tell you what mate, i'm gutted about that


I was about 10 years too old, id be the fella shagging a different bird every night


my mate is single and I keep urging him to get on tinder and get his end away on a regular bases but for some reason he wont


my other mate, middle to late 40s, reckons its very easy and hes shagging young birds all the time


hes a bit of a bullshitter mind so I only kind of half believe him

[Primo Carnera]

I didn't really mean physical functions, for instance, my bladders gone, I piss about 30 times a day where as 10/15 years ago id have 1 big piss a day and that's all I needed


I meant how you look


do you think you could still pull in a nightclub?

Mate , that's not just about looks. I mean , no offence, but you're Ginger and that wouldn't have changed in the last 15 years.
no, it's about the patter, the lines. And as for pulling in a nightclub, I'm not being funny , but nowadays it is so much easier.
In my day, you had to work hard for a ride. First the chat up, then buy them a drink, then dance with them, poxy little snog , get their number , grovel like fuck, go on a few dates getting a bit more each time, before sealing the deal!
Now, the birds want it just as much, even more. they don't give a fuck the dirty little minxes!!
With things like tinder and shit, if you are a young guy today, if you wanted to, you could fuck a different bird every night quite easily I reckon.

I tell you what mate, i'm gutted about that


I was about 10 years too old, id be the fella shagging a different bird every night


my mate is single and I keep urging him to get on tinder and get his end away on a regular bases but for some reason he wont


my other mate, middle to late 40s, reckons its very easy and hes shagging young birds all the time


hes a bit of a bullshitter mind so I only kind of half believe him

This is what it sounds like to me, putting my psycho-analytical head on.
1. your single mate is single cos he's a bit of a woos and he's a bit scared he won't get it up or come too quick.
2. your other mate is the polar opposite , full of himself, but also full of bullshit. he only shags all them young birds if he's minted or if he pays for them.
3. then comes you , Slap bang in the middle of them . if you were 10 years younger , you would be dripping in pussy juice!