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[El Kabong]

[El Kabong]

TLDR on the statement from Ford's ex:

>No fear of flying
>No history of sexual assault
>No need for 2 doors
>Cheated on him
>Ran up his credit card w/o consent
>Helped someone 'beat' a polygraph test, something she specifically said she never did in testimony.

[brocktonblockbust]

Come now Lyle, Tut Tut....

[walrus]

In a shocking new development in the ongoing drama of the Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court nomination, the FBI is now interviewing witnesses about an incident in 1977 when, at the age of 12, Brett Kavanaugh’s mother caught him masturbating in his bedroom.

Fierce debate has once again flared up around the nominee to the nation’s highest court, with Democrats arguing that a masturbator cannot possibly be placed on the nation’s highest court.

Diane Feinstein, citing scientific studies, told The New Yorker: “masturbation is proven to cause blindness … can we really expect a man who is willing to risk his own eyesight for a few seconds of pleasure to deal responsibly on this nation’s highest court?”

Kavanaugh’s mother refused to give comment to The New Yorker, but did confirm she had spoken to the FBI about it.

The Kavanaugh family’s neighbor at the time, Jim Strapper, contacted the FBI earlier this week to report the 1977 masturbation incident, and was subsequently interviewed by the Bureau. Strapper had knowledge of the incident because Kavanaugh himself told him about it, the former neighbor told CNN’s Chris Cuomo.

“I guess he had a guilty conscience,” Strapper said. “Sometimes, you do something like this, you just need to get it off your chest, and so Brett came to me – no pun intended.”

“Did he tell you what kind of hand stroke he was using? Was it a three-finger stroke, or a full-fisted jerk?” Cuomo asked.

Strapper said that Kavanaugh had not revealed that detail to him.

“Do you know if it was a soft stroke or a rough stroke?” Cuomo went on to ask.



“He didn’t say, but knowing Brett, I’d wager it was a real rough stroke, Chris,” Strapper told the CNN official.

“I can see that,” Cuomo said. “I can certainly see that in my mind – a real hard, rough stroke. And the Republicans want us to believe this man is fit for the nation’s highest court.”

Strapper further divulged to the FBI that Kavanaugh was stroking it to an issue of Playboy magazine, which he had paid a homeless man a dollar to buy for him to use in his disreputable act. The FBI was able to track down the homeless man, John Wallinger, a Vietnam veteran, but were unable to interview him because he is in a coma.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced that they had banned Wallinger’s account, so that if he ever wakes up from the coma, he won’t be able to spread pro-masturbation material on the social media site.



Perhaps the most shocking part of the incident was Kavanaugh’s own response. When contacted by The New Yorker for comment, he said: “Yes, I jerked off. I still jerk off. I like jerking off.” The Supreme Court nominee then went on to ask this reporter if he jerks off.

Beyond speaking to the character of the man, the revelation that Brett Kavanaugh is a masturbator could potentially cloud his ability to rule on matters regarding masturbation while serving on the nation’s highest court.

[brocktonblockbust]

bwaaaaHAHAHA 😂 😂😂 😂

[walrus]

The number of private-sector jobs increased by 230,000 from August to September, according to the latest ADP National Employment Report, the highest reading since February.

In September, midsize businesses and the service sector dominated the gains, with 99,000 of the created positions in medium-sized businesses. Most of the jobs were in the service sector, which added 184,000 positions.

"At the current pace of job creation, unemployment will fall into the low 3%'s by this time next year," according the Moody’s Analytics chief economist Mark Zandi.

Analysts polled by Thomson Reuters expected a gain of 185,000 jobs in September.

In August, the U.S. added 163,000 non-farm payrolls. Monthly job gains have averaged 207,000 a month over the first 8 months of the year.

[Spicoli]

Redacted "ex boyfriends" 20 yr ago has to be at least 1.5 Tucker Carlson bow ties below testifying under oath. Who exactly went to air with that Mr Magoo speculative horse shat on Fox. If thats the level deemed necessary to bolster and sustain a Supreme court nominee then we're all equally fooked.

But unsubstantiated things from 36 years ago is OK

That's my point man. One is a nameless unseen individual..an ex..who 'does not want to be involved in the process or investigation' to hide behind a sheet of paper being propped up as the spoken word of righteous 'proof' and one put their face name and profession on the line before millions. As well as whatever rancid shat they have been through. But the fact is the majority of this fiasco will likely remain unsubstantiated as not only the alleged victim but anyone trying to recall High School ffs will have gaps, inconsistencies and memories mashed together. There is no firm right or wrong it will all come down to who you choose to believe and who you choose to make goofy memes of. If a woman or man say under oath they were sexually assaulted..in what sane world is that a joke. Trump seems to find it hysterical, but only after he found it credible . The division and the way it unfolded is surreal. From the 'investigation' equipped with half measure training wheels and actual finding philtered through the WH, the initial still unclear timeline release of the charge from Feinstein, POTUS inserting himself and talking out of both sides of his ranting man baby mouth yet again and the fact that two career professionals have been through the grinder..it's a shit show. Big fat stanky one. Personally the focus and concern for me is more his random temperament and stated political bias considering a judge needs to remain very much impartial and level rendering the laws of the land.

[walrus]

The lie detector thing seems really strange. The prosecutor asked that specific question in the hearing. If she perjured herself her whole testimony should be thrown out. Very strange......sad


Shit I don’t blame him for keeping it low, these libs are in attack mode. Senators need extra security.

[El Kabong]

The fear of flying thing is 100% false. She has flown a hell of a lot in her life

[El Kabong]

Meanwhile James Baker turned state's evidence on one Jim Comey....ruh roh raggy

[walrus]

While Brett Kavanaugh has been celebrated as a prime student at Georgetown prep, it has been revealed that between his freshman and sophomore year in 1979, he flew to Rhodesia to work as a sniper for the white racists murdering innocent blacks during the Rhodesian Bush War, The New Yorker has confirmed.

When Kavanaugh heard of the signing of the Internal Settlement by Ian Smith in June of that year, he immediately boarded a plane bound for South Africa, where he crossed the border into what is now Zimbabwe with a plan to “kill as many Africa Americans as possible and defend the global supremacy of the white race.”



Multiple sources confirmed that Kavanaugh was known as “The Drunken White Terror,” due to the fact that he was frequently drunk on sniping missions. Despite consuming extreme amounts of Irish whiskey and often blacking out while on sniping missions, he managed to rack up 38 confirmed kills.

“He be true da nightmare came living in,” said one Zimbabwean who wished to remain nameless. “If’n you seed da man his head go pop, you knowed it be da Drinken Terror.”

Another victimized African man, who also chose to remain nameless, confirmed that beyond murder, Kavanaugh had other evil behaviors. According to this other guy, he would singlehandedly gang-rape dozens of women while blacked-out drunk, a story which further confirms other claims made against Kavanaugh with regards to his being a drunken gang-rapist.

A different guy told The New Yorker that the 14-year-old Kavanaugh burned an entire village of black people in their huts, lighting the whole place up with kerosene.

[TitoFan]

So many worthwhile candidates out there probably fit for this so very important post. You'd think if there was any reason whatsoever to doubt about the good fit of a candidate... that nominations would be withdrawn or that people would just step down. Many other candidates are nominated and eventually elected, even if by slim, partisan votes. Why the uproar with this one? Did the Dems pay and/or collude with Dr. Ford for some reason in particular? Is Kavanaugh somehow a danger to Dems in general that they would not want him in the Supreme Court? This is one of these times when it might be better to punt, and try to mount a good offensive series next time.

[walrus]

So many worthwhile candidates out there probably fit for this so very important post. You'd think if there was any reason whatsoever to doubt about the good fit of a candidate... that nominations would be withdrawn or that people would just step down. Many other candidates are nominated and eventually elected, even if by slim, partisan votes. Why the uproar with this one? Did the Dems pay and/or collude with Dr. Ford for some reason in particular? Is Kavanaugh somehow a danger to Dems in general that they would not want him in the Supreme Court? This is one of these times when it might be better to punt, and try to mount a good offensive series next time.

He would be the fifth originalist vote. He is not a progressive interpreter. The libs are scared to death, hence calling him evil and a danger to thousands of lives even before this crapola broke out. Plus he is catholic which a couple on the right already mocked saying “the dogma is strong in here” while interviewing him.

[walrus]

To me, Kavanaugh winning will be better than manny Pacquiao winning the Super Bowl, World Series and Indy five hundred in one year, it’ll be great

[brocktonblockbust]

Kavanaugh may be ~fucked~