The Saddos Murder Mystery...

[Master]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

[Batman]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

[El Kabong]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

[Beanz]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

[Beanz]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

[Batman]

it would be a real shame if someone killed Master

Prime suspect, Batman. This guy did it. (I am the ghost of master)

at present I'm thinking Gaymo, Beanz and Brock are the main suspects

I'm excluding Primo from further investigations, he knows he was the A side, he knows it was a robbery and like a real champ he is getting on with his career, if there is a rematch we know it won't be held in Vegas.

Gaymo is still angry, since I started this thread he has actually conversed with me like a normal human being, that raises suspicions

Brock is like a talkative version of Harvey Price, he's big, retarded and strong, he may have not meant it, it could have been a George and Lenny situation, maybe he just petted Master to hard and broke his neck, maybe Master upset him and he decided to twist his neck off, this is what needs investigating

Beanz is the strange one, I have no evidence or motive to link him directly to Masters murder but I have this strange niggling feeling about him, did he murder Master in the hope that Brock would get the blame and ultimately get banned, we all know that the Beanflicker would be rather pleased with that outcome, therefore I'm not ruling him out.

@Fenster is still a secondary suspect as well, we all know that these are the two most prominent mods on the forum, and they have quite opposing views (especially when it comes to PPV) does Fenners want Master out of the way so he can take lead as head Mod, does he want Master out of the way so PPV can rule unopposed?

My only doubt against Fenners is that he would have owned up to it straight away and said 'yeah I smashed the cunt in his boat race with a sledgehammer...FACT'

I don't go around asking for people to be banned. It's not my style. I relish a fight, it is in my blood and how do you know that Master could not kick your fat Brummie arse Mr Wayne? I call shenanigans and name you as the culprit Miss Marple

And that proves my point my old beanflicker, you don't ask for them to be banned, you are more devious than that.

Your accusation also smacks of desperation, if @Master could kick my fat Brummie ass then how could I have killed and sodomized him?

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

It's 'our Nige' not 'Nigel what sort of dweebs do you think I hang around with

Our Nige is also my alibi, we were snorting cocaine out of hookers fanny cracks at the time of the death, it was only after that I found the body

[Beanz]

The only people with any motive are Batman, Primo and Mark TKO. Primo would have more style and much less substance, Mark TKO would never waste time in a virtual murder so that just leaves the asthmatic wheezing slightly faded ghey grey caped cruising arse invader...you!

[Batman]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

[Primo Carnera]

Trust me, if it means that he can't post anymore cos he's murdered, I'd fucking do it , do a bit of plea bargaining and maybe do a 4 or 5 stretch for manslaughter. Well worth it.

[Beanz]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

[Gandalf]

Walrus is a possible suspect too. He isn't Master's biggest fan either and doesn't like being called a fool. If there was a sodomy as well, then good old Walrus might well have been loitering that particular evening.

[Spicoli]

Serial wanking to vhs porn comes with risks. At his advanced age and pharmaceutically induced drive our friend Master found himself in over his head but dutifully flogged on. I truly believe there are no murderers among us, Master was simply a case of cardiac wank. That stubborn dedicated SOB . Now let us all take a moment and bow our heads..

[Batman]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

I would like to counter that with the following:

If the obsession with Floyd pushed me to breaking point the surely I would target GayMo, he is Masters biggest trigger, take out GayMo and @Master can sleep easy.

Me and Master regularly arrange date nights and sit up until the early hours engaging in deep and meaningful conversations, just take a look at the threads for any big international fight for evidence.

The fact that I live 30 minutes away is something that has never been broadcast on the forum (although I don't actually know where master is from) and it seems like a convenient point for you to throw into the argument, could it be that you are trying to frame someone for the murder yourself?

I still think maybe Denilson snuck in through the back door and take revenge.