Things you do for no apprent reason..

[Spicoli]

Talking about in the real world here not the forum

At work I've noticed that when co workers come through a door I say "Ahh ha" . It's almost instinct and doesn't matter who it is. Some are use to it while others get big eyes and stop in their tracks like I just caught them doing something.

When driving I use the windshield wipers no matter how clean the glass is. Caught myself at the drive thru last week right when the girl opened the window..there I was hitting the water and wipers spraying away. She wasn't pleased.

I never finish a cup of coffee, just top it off constantly. Saying that it does sound kind of nasty? Backwash city. I'll probably stop doing that after this cup.

I still give my name when making calls even though we all know who is calling prior to picking up.

I mow my lawn in a checker pattern. Once across then up and down. Probably has more to do with ocd.

I never pay bills early or late. Pay them on exact due dates.

On long late night drives I sometimes barely crack the drivers window so I can listen to the wind whistle

I have no idea where I intended this thread to go. I finally got a day off and don't really care

[Beanz]

I think you are just really weird mate

[Beanz]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

[Spicoli]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

[walrus]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

I never touch a public bathroom door handle. I always use paper towel as a buffer. I hate those hand air drying machines, they limit access to paper towel. I also always use my underwear as a buffer when I scratch my ass

[Batman]

When I unplug the iron I say beaver 1 2 3

I crack my toes constantly

I can't sit down when I'm on the phone

I speak to myself in my head but I use different accents depending on my mood

When eating dinner I cant touch the meat on the plate until I've eaten everything else

[Spicoli]

Make sure your flies/zipper is up when you know it is.

Check the door is locked when leaving the house ....three times

Click my hammer toe against the floor through my shoe...really bugs the Mrs

Check the heating is off.. at least three times

Check the front door is locked after having already locked it at night

Say excuse me if I belch or something even when nobody is there

I could go on but think I have already said too much

First just proper hygiene bud . I had a number thing as a kid, had to count-check things 5 times like light switches, doors closed etc. ocd for sure.

I never touch a public bathroom door handle. I always use paper towel as a buffer. I hate those hand air drying machines, they limit access to paper towel. I also always use my underwear as a buffer when I scratch my ass

Depending on humidity and meals that's advisable, lest you want to end up shits creek . I hate the swipe hand dryers. Always end up looking like a fookin bad magician waving his hands around to no avail.

I use scissors upside down apparently. Thumb goes in the small hole it seems.

Ordered pizza for work today and pre sorted boxes so they were 'variety' for each area. Rather than multiple people wandering around in main room looking for veggie this or thin crust that. I'm turning into some old biddy at a kids birthday party ffs .

[walrus]

Talking about in the real world here not the forum

At work I've noticed that when co workers come through a door I say "Ahh ha" . It's almost instinct and doesn't matter who it is. Some are use to it while others get big eyes and stop in their tracks like I just caught them doing something.

When driving I use the windshield wipers no matter how clean the glass is. Caught myself at the drive thru last week right when the girl opened the window..there I was hitting the water and wipers spraying away. She wasn't pleased.

I never finish a cup of coffee, just top it off constantly. Saying that it does sound kind of nasty? Backwash city. I'll probably stop doing that after this cup.

I still give my name when making calls even though we all know who is calling prior to picking up.

I mow my lawn in a checker pattern. Once across then up and down. Probably has more to do with ocd.

I never pay bills early or late. Pay them on exact due dates.

On long late night drives I sometimes barely crack the drivers window so I can listen to the wind whistle

I have no idea where I intended this thread to go. I finally got a day off and don't really care

Excellent stuff. I always say excellent stuff to weird stuff, most excellent.