Hey you're right you guys. There is absolutely no truth to climate change one single iota. It's all a big, cruel hoax on the rest of the world being played by a whole bunch of people that frankly have nothing better to do with their lives.

Meanwhile though......

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2019...ltimate-winner

https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/As...Pole-supremacy


I reckon the U.S. better get on the ball and make sure to stake out their claims to Arctic territory and strategic shipping lanes in the northern ice sheet that ISN'T melting.

Then again, maybe these articles are an elaborate part of the hoax as well. Pretty well coordinated, as one of them is in fact Chinese.


These fucking climate change bastards! They should just let the rest of us pollute the land, sea, and sky at will. WTF..... we're not gonna be around in 50 years. Who really gives a shit?