Share your favorite rep comments. Funny thread.

[Gandalf]

Here is one I got from some bloke in 'Exeter' today: "You have said yourself that you have no friends and that you stay in. There is absolutely no evidence that you have ever held down a job and all we really know is that you tell us how your Mrs makes more money than you and youspendmonths doing nowt"

Oh how my sides split!

Shall I break it down point by point?

1. I have friends. Friends all over the world in fact and in many a city, but do I spend my weekends boozing it up like in the old days? Well, frankly no. That would be reckless, but do I pop out for a coffee a couple of times a week or go out for a meal when I and others have time, then yes, I must confess that this can occasionally happen.
2. Okay, you got me there. As I approach middle age, my secret is out. I have never, ever in my life held down a job. Never. I am obviously the recipient of a trust fund and use the tormented child angle to cover up the truth which is that I am a dandy with a fetish for tailored clothing and fine diction.
3. Yes, indeed. Having never held down a job I spend months and months doing 'nowt'. I will occasionally pluck my eyebrows, experiment with new hair partings, and of course drink tea at home all day which my accuser would never do.
4. Indeed, too. I do not believe that there is any gender discrimination at work in the developed world thus reducing feminism to zero. But of course this is deflection too as I am gay and would never dream of associating with a woman.

I hope this clears everything up.

What are your favorite rep comments?

[Gandalf]

And before this thread gets closed down, it is only meant to be a lighthearted one laughing at how pent up and heated people get. P4P sends some quality ones too, but I am unable to go back and read any.

[p4pking]

Shut up Miles, you are exactly what is wrong with modern society and I hope you get sucked into a freak tornado with whatever friends and family you may have looking on helplessly.

[p4pking]

Oh that was meant to be a rep comment, rats. What exactly is funny about this thread though? I think closing it down would definitely be the funniest thing about it.

[Gandalf]

Shut up Miles, you are exactly what is wrong with modern society and I hope you get sucked into a freak tornado with whatever friends and family you may have looking on helplessly.

Don't be silly. I do not have friends or family, but otherwise, that was almost what you sent last time. I give you a B+ for effort.

I asked for the thread to be deleted out of politeness, but it can carry on too.

[Fenster]

It's OK Miles, you made it clear in the PM it is humour not a malicious attempt to attack your pal, and everything you've posted is common knowledge.

[Gandalf]

Exactly. If I wanted to be malicious I would have done so instead of respond with good hearted self mockery. If I wanted to be malicious I would unleash the pm's. Now they are something else entirely. 😎