Quotes by my now second politician Boris
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
The people of the United Kingston are really embarrassed by all of this.
As I've said before everyone knows who they don't want as pm but no one knows who they want.
I have a feeling Boris may surprise us and I'm hoping he'll be like Tyson Fury eg a few years ago I thought he was an absolute fucking clown and talking bollocks but then he backed it all up and now I love the guy. OK I doubt very much I'll like him the way I like Fury but you get the general idea.
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
The Tory's have devastated public services and the NHS there damage has been great
and it may take years to recover or it may never recover.
Borris is no different to any bloody Tory twit out there bad hair cut and all.
We have two parties extreme left and extreme right pick your poison wisely it's what suits nothing about the good of the country it's about what suit the voter's.!
Another racist-white supremacist. I wonder who Boris Johnson was talking about when he said the Australians are technically the same and they are the brothers of England ?
Was he talking about black people of OZ. Because no white man is Australian on an indigenous level. So who was Boris talking about ? One guess and it for sure wasn't the black aborigines of OZ
That's where you are wrong - he specifically mentioned Neville Bell of the Pintinjarra tribe as a respectable bro.
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
England should have a native Australian in government
Boris was talking about Aussies being descendants of British criminals, that's obvious.
Where were the aborigines in Neighbours? A? A? Exactly.
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
Home and Away I think. They bring one in every once in a while as the boyfriend of a rebellious teenage girl who wants to upset her parents in the worst possible way.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
Home and Away, terrific, Alf, seaside, and my long forgotten mate Lee asking why Sophie doesn't lift her skirt and finger herself if it's about viewers. Brilliant.
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
No one fucked with Alf Stewart
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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