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    Congrats Britain you have a leader

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    The United Kingdom is truly fucked after a horny bumbling man-child who swallowed a thesaurus somehow found himself in possession of the keys to number 10 Downing street.


    Boris Johnson will become the new prime minister tomorrow, in a move that is so patently ridiculous it should really be covered on the news by Stuart Hall before he tells us “here come the Belgians!”
    After the wise and knowledgeable Tory party membership decided Boris should be prime minister because he reminds them of their errant grandson, the nation will now be at the mercy of a man with all the rationality and boundless enthusiasm of a labrador puppy.
    “We’re fucked. Totally fucked,” explained voter Simon Williams.
    “He’ll do whatever he can to take us out of the EU with no-deal, then turn us into Trump’s transatlantic lap-dogs.
    “His track record is one of successfully being elected, then fucking everything up. The garden bridge, the water cannon, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. These are all massive fuck-ups he created when he wasn’t even the real boss.
    “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m almost beginning to feel nostalgic for Theresa May’s blundering incompetence – at least she wanted the job for the job’s sake, rather than to feed her ego.”
    Another former Tory voter told us, “Seriously, everyone needs to calm down. What’s the worst that could happen?
    “I think everyone is overreacting. It’s not like there is any sort of precedent for a nation electing a blond philandering gaffe-prone New York-born anti-establishment candidate who went on to make the nation his own personal plaything and a global laughing stock.
    “Oh. Shit.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beanz View Post




    The United Kingdom is truly fucked after a horny bumbling man-child who swallowed a thesaurus somehow found himself in possession of the keys to number 10 Downing street.


    Boris Johnson will become the new prime minister tomorrow, in a move that is so patently ridiculous it should really be covered on the news by Stuart Hall before he tells us “here come the Belgians!”
    After the wise and knowledgeable Tory party membership decided Boris should be prime minister because he reminds them of their errant grandson, the nation will now be at the mercy of a man with all the rationality and boundless enthusiasm of a labrador puppy.
    “We’re fucked. Totally fucked,” explained voter Simon Williams.
    “He’ll do whatever he can to take us out of the EU with no-deal, then turn us into Trump’s transatlantic lap-dogs.
    “His track record is one of successfully being elected, then fucking everything up. The garden bridge, the water cannon, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. These are all massive fuck-ups he created when he wasn’t even the real boss.
    “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m almost beginning to feel nostalgic for Theresa May’s blundering incompetence – at least she wanted the job for the job’s sake, rather than to feed her ego.”
    Another former Tory voter told us, “Seriously, everyone needs to calm down. What’s the worst that could happen?
    “I think everyone is overreacting. It’s not like there is any sort of precedent for a nation electing a blond philandering gaffe-prone New York-born anti-establishment candidate who went on to make the nation his own personal plaything and a global laughing stock.
    “Oh. Shit.”


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    Congrats beaner I’ll start a today in Boris thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Beanz View Post




    The United Kingdom is truly fucked after a horny bumbling man-child who swallowed a thesaurus somehow found himself in possession of the keys to number 10 Downing street.


    Boris Johnson will become the new prime minister tomorrow, in a move that is so patently ridiculous it should really be covered on the news by Stuart Hall before he tells us “here come the Belgians!”
    After the wise and knowledgeable Tory party membership decided Boris should be prime minister because he reminds them of their errant grandson, the nation will now be at the mercy of a man with all the rationality and boundless enthusiasm of a labrador puppy.
    “We’re fucked. Totally fucked,” explained voter Simon Williams.
    “He’ll do whatever he can to take us out of the EU with no-deal, then turn us into Trump’s transatlantic lap-dogs.
    “His track record is one of successfully being elected, then fucking everything up. The garden bridge, the water cannon, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. These are all massive fuck-ups he created when he wasn’t even the real boss.
    “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m almost beginning to feel nostalgic for Theresa May’s blundering incompetence – at least she wanted the job for the job’s sake, rather than to feed her ego.”
    Another former Tory voter told us, “Seriously, everyone needs to calm down. What’s the worst that could happen?
    “I think everyone is overreacting. It’s not like there is any sort of precedent for a nation electing a blond philandering gaffe-prone New York-born anti-establishment candidate who went on to make the nation his own personal plaything and a global laughing stock.
    “Oh. Shit.”


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    Ha ha @TitoFan aka tits I’m not on ignore

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    You may soon beg to be.

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