Re: Grocery Shortages
Originally Posted by
Master
Truckers are working hard and were complaining that there are limited toilet facilities and places to eat. They keep the country going and are essential so need these provisions.
Yes, they are an underappreciated, yet essential, part of the balance of nature.
Just think how many prostitutes there would be if there weren't enough truckers to murder them, thereby keeping their population down.
We would be overrun with 'ladies of the night', to the extent that they would become dangerous pests. There would be scores of them buzzing around street lamps on every corner. You couldn't even take your daily excercise walk without swarms of them following ,you shrieking out their mating call 'tenner for a blowjob, love'.
You would be settling down to watch Masterchef or University Challenge, and you would be constantly disturbed by their scabby little faces peering through your window making handjob motions at you.
There would be a dramatic increase in STDs, marriage breakdowns and social chaos.
Truckers are the wasps of humanity.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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