Animal Fight Prediction Thread

[Gandalf]

You must not Google or You Tube the results, but first predict the outcome. Then the fight promoter gets to reveal the outcome and the person who guessed with the best description has to then make their own contest. Look, we have no boxing. This is the best we have short of people with Alzheimer's predicting the results of legendary fights they have forgotten about.

So, I will go first. Alligator versus Cat. Who wins and why?

[Gandalf]

Cat or Alligator? Please posit a viewpoint.

[Gandalf]

Gandalf says Cat because of 'sass appeal'. Gandalf wins.

[Gandalf]

[Gandalf]

Praying Mantis versus the Ants.

Who wins? And why?

[walrus]

[walrus]

Praying Mantis versus the Ants.

Who wins? And why?

I’d say praying mantis unless it’s a lot of those mean ants that swarm everything. I’ve seen mantis eat things they have strong jaws but the aren’t built to fight a swarm

[Gandalf]

Praying Mantis versus the Ants.

Who wins? And why?

I’d say praying mantis unless it’s a lot of those mean ants that swarm everything. I’ve seen mantis eat things they have strong jaws but the aren’t built to fight a swarm

You win. The Mantis can destroy them one on one, but form a gang and it is over for the freaky eyed one.

[Gandalf]

How about Sloth versus Eagle?

[Memphis]

Good thread. Common says says the Eagle. Just about everything in it's favour. But I like the underdog generally so will go with the sloth through attrition.

[Gandalf]

Good thread. Common says says the Eagle. Just about everything in it's favour. But I like the underdog generally so will go with the sloth through attrition.

Memphis wins. Sloth bullies the Eagle into flight. Your turn Memphis!

[Memphis]

Honey Badger V Leopard

[Gandalf]

I am going to have to think about that one or pass onto Walrus or Lyle. I refuse to cheat.

[Master]

Badger because it has some honey to stick it to the leopard.

[Memphis]

This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.