Animal Fight Prediction Thread

[Master]

This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.

I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.

[Gandalf]

This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.

Thank you, Memphis. This is no time for fucking about. Animal versus animal. Titans. Fighting. Dueling. Who will win? Courage or cowardice? Strength or sap?

I still do not know about the current contest. I will have to drink some tea and think some more.

[Memphis]

This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.

I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.

Just for you, the video link can be posted inside a spoiler tag. We got a deal?

[Master]

This is serious Master. Don't fuck about.

I refuse to seriously participate in this game as I do not want to click and watch these sick snuff videos.

Just for you, the video link can be posted inside a spoiler tag. We got a deal?

If Freedom was here he would be livid, unless the animals being killed were Jewish.

So you have a deal.

[Gandalf]

Right, I am going with the badger. I don't really know why. I always feel there is a trick involved when it comes to a smaller animal matchup. Big against big you lean either way. Big against small you suspect the leopard has 2 legs or has been fasting in the desert for 3 weeks with no food or water.

I am picking the badger by decision.

[Memphis]

Obviously you're right. The Honey Badger is a fearsome warrior and never really loses a fight.

It's quite safe Master

[Gandalf]

Fantastic. These are better than my boxing picks. I am going out as we are Corona free so if anyone would like to carry this on I will joinin later.

[walrus]

How about a regular sized kitty and a cobra. Damn I hope I can find the video I saw it on nat geo a while back.

[Gandalf]

The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.

[walrus]

The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.

Can’t find the video but I watched a documentary about cats in the Middle East which is where they are suspected of coming from. To narrow it down they think cats come from what is now Israel. Anyway they showed these cats in the deserts of Egypt. Their main source of food is actually snakes. Yes they were doing battle with cobras and typically win. It’s interesting scientists think the hissing sound cats make while fighting are something they picked up from cobras. The fight was quite intense the cat kept swatting the the cobra with impeccable timing. The cobra final fell from the wounds and the cat went in for the kill. The documentary also said it was the Vikings who were responsible for bringing cats to many parts of the world, apparently red tabby cats were a good luck thing to them. Sorry for the lack of snuff

[Memphis]

You had one fucking job.

[walrus]

You had one fucking job.

Fuck I blew it there are a lot of cats vs snakes on YouTube but not the great one I saw on nat geo. Note if you look at boa constrictors they don’t count they seem to be able to crush anything once they get you.

[walrus]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

[Memphis]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.

[Gandalf]

I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.