Yes when im in Mexico i love Havas Racheros for breakfast, but after a few weeks of the eggs and spice it can fling you into a Colonic Conga.
Remember reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol .
this one is for Dia Bando who is really shovelling them in double-time right now unfortunately, 14 a day, tough times there too..... cheer up Richie
Egg though delicious,
And very nutritious,
As cooked in these dishes,
Will bung up your bum.
A superfood tincture
But a Cork in the sphincter
They are vitamin rich
And will make you say 'yum'.
Amino acids
In all the right ratios
With a pin hole
Blow out egg fellatio
Omega 3
That lowers tryglycerides
Luetin, Zeaxanthin
Clearing your milky eyes
Vitamin A
B5, B12, B2
Phosphorus
Selenium
Folate all good for you
Not many calories,
Good for your heart,
Make you feel full,
And enrich what you fart
You can't make an omelette
Without breaking an egg
Well you can
But its crunchy
And at least you'll be fed
Don't put them all in one basket
In case you should fall
Then down will come humpty
And half of the wall
You may have egg on your face
But don't worry at all
Why would walking on egg shells
Bother anyone at all?
You missed out on this delicious recipe, Dong zi Dan
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/bizarre-boiled-eggs-tong-zi-niao-jidan
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Damn, X. That is vile as all fuck. Imagine eating that shit, it must taste and smell like fucking sulfuric acid. Id rather go with this:
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