Originally Posted by
walrus
Prick
By beanerschnitzel
My god you are thick
You racist prick
So far below me
In my elevated thought
You obviously are barren
With my second home you I bought
My job is to cast judgement
On all you silly twats
I’ll guard the beaches
And chide you if you speak of my country
Tis of thee
But what’s for me
Is not for thee
I have loads of zoom buddies here
They never will leave me
Oh wait now I don’t think they can see me
But they were my buddies
They can’t have left
Last Saturday I wept
Press join meeting
An empty screen awaited me
I loitered by the apple tree
Looking for new friends to show my wig
They looked at me sadly
I cursed the zoom boys so madly
I guess I’ll just keep repeating
Walrus and elkabong
It’s now my only song
Overplayed like stairway to heaven
And I know I been doing it so long
But I’ll bring new people to this forum
As soon as those two are gone
Damn that was good bro: I'll break it down:
when you wrote:
And chide you if you speak of
my country
Tis of thee
But what’s for me
Is not for thee
****it was epic, for combining the direct object of the first line with the subject of the 2nd line OF A SONG NO LESS!!!!
THEN.......
"Last Saturday I wept
Press join meeting
An empty screen awaited me
I loitered by the apple tree ...."
****fucking epicness right there, especially "apple tree" bwaaahahaha seriously good stuff right there, cracking!
NOW......... I WILL say and I really DO have to say this: Titofan really whipped off an epic poem last night, late last night, it was just me and him, and we did great, we really did great, looks like from my side anyway we're OK now and he CAPPED IT OFF with an epic poem, rhyme scheme, meter, apostrophed adverbs and all that good stuff...... so GOOD SHOW Walrus on this, but Tito is closing the gap fast, and may quit his day job if he can whip off another 6 per month or so. Really surprised me he did. So we'll see where this leads now, as competition is getting fierce.
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