Water v's alcohol

[gogs67]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it!

[The_One77]

haha seriously gogs, you may be causing the death of millions and making crime rise 3000 percent just by this thread. People who don't drink would be dead, and the ones who do will be locked up because they won't have a clue on what the hell they doing.
George Bush is already a weirdo by the way he acts normally and if it were to happen he'd probably push the special red button to blow up some crappy country (Wales to be more specific )....

Anyway, that's my rant over....whats for tea mum?