Thread: Exactly how pissed have you been?

I have been caught out by some laughing mates outside a party, pissing shitting and spewing all at the same time , ,this closley followed a long stint of lying face down holding onto some long grass in a paddock next door to the party trying to stop myself from spinning off the world.
That was years ago.

I also woke up one morning after drinking (lost count of how many bottles of Mekong wiskey) in Thailand.
We had skyrocket and fireworks wars with other tourists all night long while walking the streets bar to bar on new years eve in the 80s.
Woke up on my surfboard on the beach and my mate recons he was watching from a balcony as spider crabs walked all over me and up the beach for the first hour of light.
"what were they doing"? "Just crabbing" he replied .as he snapped his fingers to his thumbs, .

I only have a few reds or the odd beer now.

Some real dumb shit happens when alcohol is involved.

Whats the worse you've seen or done?

Originally Posted by Andre

I have been caught out by some laughing mates outside a party, pissing shitting and spewing all at the same time , ,this closley followed a long stint of lying face down holding onto some long grass in a paddock next door to the party trying to stop myself from spinning off the world.
That was years ago.

I also woke up one morning after drinking (lost count of how many bottles of Mekong wiskey) in Thailand.
We had skyrocket and fireworks wars with other tourists all night long while walking the streets bar to bar on new years eve in the 80s.
Woke up on my surfboard on the beach and my mate recons he was watching from a balcony as spider crabs walked all over me and up the beach for the first hour of light.
"what were they doing"? "Just crabbing" he replied .as he snapped his fingers to his thumbs, .

I only have a few reds or the odd beer now.

Some real dumb shit happens when alcohol is involved.

Whats the worse you've seen or done?

hah thats a pretty cool one...

think my main ones are... getting with nasty ass dirty birds..
i remember last years work christmas night out i got with this right dirty ugly bird while i was drunk and accordin to the lads at work the next day she had two kids and looked like she had lock jaw

lol also jus silly things where you find yourself walking home 5 miles from town and you just stumble the whole way walking through the middle of the road n kind of thinking out loud, like talking to yourself and shit hah lol ... course i have puked up and shoit, but i havnt done that for a few years i find i can drink insane amounts and jus be pissed as a fart and mellow but i jus dont get all crazy lol
peace

....I woke up covered in my own vomit under a bush outside the East Carolina University Library


and another time I threw up so much I pulled a muscle in my back


My name is Lyle and I have a drinking problem.........















.I am currently out of alcohol ba-dum-ching!

one time i simultaneousley lost conciousness and vomited, i remember starting to fall over and starting to vomit as i started to fall, and i blacked out as i landed, then i woke up about 6 hours later and vomited for then next 12 hours

Originally Posted by Lyle

....I woke up covered in my own vomit under a bush outside the East Carolina University Library


and another time I threw up so much I pulled a muscle in my back


My name is Lyle and I have a drinking problem.........















.I am currently out of alcohol ba-dum-ching!

I knew a dude at ECU who got so f-ing drunk he passed out in an alley behind some bar on 5th street and spent the night there...this was in january...

Last night I got pretty fucked up, had a Halloween Party but it's not the worst.
The worst I ever got, was when I drank nothing but Tequila 'Cazadores' I drank so much tequila that when I started throwing up I threw up all the food I had ate then I ran out of food, I started throwing NOTHING BUT 'tequila' and it fucken burned even worst as it made it's way back up and out my mouth. I was in bed for 1 whole day and a half once I awoke I needed to re adjust myself as far as the date, the time swear it felt like I was in a episode of the 'Twilight Zone'

back when i smoked green man i remember this one time we was smoking some crazy ass weed..
and mannn when i smoke weed i am a bastard for tripping my balls off..
i was just plain wrecked one minute next thing i know i was eating some cereal and some haribo tangfastics and i could have swore i was chewing through my own tongue man!! was crazy..
and everyone around me kept giggling and i was jus sat back on this chair like wtf goin on mann..
so i kinda snapped out of it like 4 hours later, and my buddy was talking to me and i jus caught the end of it.. he says yo chris... ya wana wallbanger? i was like wtf a wallbanger>?
and he explains what you do right is you breathe real hard.. then take a big blowback on a reefa.. stand up and wall and someone bangs you right in the chest...
it supposed to make you pass out or some shit..
and i was like HELL NO. lol really the only time i member bien high as hell....
peace

wow, that wallbanga shit sounds dangerous man,

we used to do all kinds of shotties,

we did these things called elevator shotties and shit like that but nothing like punching someone in the chest


i thought at first u were referring to a woobanger, and then i thought u were talking abiout a whippit but niether of them seem half as dangerous as that wallbanga shit

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

wow, that wallbanga shit sounds dangerous man,

we used to do all kinds of shotties,

we did these things called elevator shotties and shit like that but nothing like punching someone in the chest


i thought at first u were referring to a woobanger, and then i thought u were talking abiout a whippit but niether of them seem half as dangerous as that wallbanga shit

haha it was not what i wanted to hear when i snapped out of tripping man!! hah
its crazy i was like hell no brother get away from me crazy motherfucker.. lol
i was like thats not even fun! lol stoners eh? :P
peace

i was sooo pissed I went to bed with a "10" and woke up with a "2"!!!! My friends said my standards kept lowering as the night went on.......and then there was another time when I was trying to stand up straight but I kept weaving and wubbing the whole time.....sucked ass walking ......

Snort a line of salt,down a large tequila then squeeze the lemon into your eyeball.
Man stuff but fucking stings like a good-un.
Was doing this the other week with my mates
I did once (after djing at loads of parties all weekend) have to tie a bath robe belt tightly round my head in order to stop my vicious headache.
Free champagne all night and we then fell into a limo and took 4 more bottles with us to another wild party.
It was after this that i had to use the robe belt while trying to spin tunes at 10 in the morning.
Was in bed for days after that one
Killer sesh.

Just remembered what my mate did once
After another night of naughtyness we'd ran out of booze so my mate paul started minesweeping (UK term for pikeys who need more booze and go round shaking all the empties for a dribble of beer) he found a 3/4 full can of stella and went to down it and found some cigarette buts arriving in his mouth.
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt.
One other that springs to mind (again after days without sleep ) was my mate stuart and i using the juice from spaghetti hoops for our bloody marys.
hillarious that one

hahahaha

Originally Posted by Smashup

Just remembered what my mate did once
After another night of naughtyness we'd ran out of booze so my mate paul started minesweeping (UK term for pikeys who need more booze and go round shaking all the empties for a dribble of beer) he found a 3/4 full can of stella and went to down it and found some cigarette buts arriving in his mouth.
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt.
One other that springs to mind (again after days without sleep ) was my mate stuart and i using the juice from spaghetti hoops for our bloody marys.
hillarious that one

hahahaha

AHAHAH MATTTEEEE!!
Ive given you a cool click for this one.... but ive named it a sick click!! thats so gross... but a real good story!! lol
i hate going out in town nowadays but bout a year ago when i used to go quite alot i remember there was one kebab house that ive been in a hell of alot and ive never ever been in it without some shit going down... always a fight or something starts in there....
its just a bastard cos you always go to ritzy's last and end up in some deep shit in this kebab house before you go home :P
lol peace

Some local surfers got hammered one night here in a old rented house and one visitor got hungry late in the night and asked whats in the fridge?
Oh theres some nice pickeled onions one said, and this bloke just sped off up the hall into the kitchen.
The whole joint was cracking up laughing as he came back with the jar and was sucking them down off a fork with a pop sound and swallowing them whole!
He thought they were laughing at him and so he kept it up until the jar was near empty.
They were laughing becuase the jar was in the fridge from years ago and thery were so mouldy no one ever dared.
This bloke got down towards the end of the jar with everyone just laughing at him and he took a peek at what he was eating saw beyond mould and dry reached.
He then threw up over the next few miniutes and they got to see and hear whole onions bounceing down the floorboards up the hall way which was even funnier than watching this dick pop them down.

Originally Posted by Smashup

Just remembered what my mate did
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt.
hahahaha

C.C.
Oh man that takes the cake.
brings a whole new meaning to dirty socks.
Dirty socks for the uninitiated is when you've run out of gunja or hashish and you strain the old bong water ,dry out the remnants and resmoke that.
Gets you off your face but tastes like dirty socks.