Thread: Nikolay Valuev wife is hot!

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What were Borat's lines?
Her vagine hangs loose like Wizards sleeve
and Hangs open like mouth of tired dog.

Originally Posted by Taeth

I hope you guys know that a person's height has no relation to penis size? A midget has the same size of penis as an average full grown man.

thanks for doin the research lol Jk

Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

Also she doesn't have to crouch to suck his... well you know.

I had a girl who was 5ft 2 once....
Its an overated experience.

Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

Also she doesn't have to crouch to suck his... well you know.

I had a girl who was 5ft 2 once....
Its an overated experience.

I heard a rumour that she said the same thing bout you...

I love how the busiest thread is about Nikolai Valuev's ginormous tube steak. LOL

That said, the thought of the two of them together is disgusting. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

THATS A OVERSTATEMENT COMPLIMENT FOR BOTH OF THEM.

get anyone to stand next to Valuev and they'll look better by comparison.....he's a big ugly son of a bitch

Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

I bet he is hung like a horse and she likes http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthr...uid=0&t=429975

for him...Miss Piggy would be hot.....

his balls are probably bigger than her breasts.

Rubbin your hand on her box would feel like feeding oats to a horse.
Gotta gash on her that looks like a fat Rueben sandwich!

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

Also she doesn't have to crouch to suck his... well you know.

I had a girl who was 5ft 2 once....
Its an overated experience.

I heard a rumour that she said the same thing bout you...

Never pay attention to the tabloids

Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

Also she doesn't have to crouch to suck his... well you know.

I had a girl who was 5ft 2 once....
Its an overated experience.

I heard a rumour that she said the same thing bout you...

Never pay attention to the tabloids

That hair in your avatar looks a lot like Russell Brand.....are you sure that you've never been featured in the 3am girls column?

Originally Posted by Taeth

I hope you guys know that a person's height has no relation to penis size

No, but more often than not a man's penis will be proportioned in relation to the rest of his body.
Sure not every 7' man will have a larger penis than, say, a 5' man, but on average the 7' man will.
Just like not all taller men have longer, say, fingers than a shorter man. But proportionally on average they will.
So if you took 10 men who are 7' and lined up all their penises and measured that, then compared it to... to...
... I forget what I was talking about. All I could think of is 10 penises lined up now.