Thread: Fictitious Round-by-Round: Tszyu-Judah II

Much respect to Wacko and others who have done live RBR's. It can't be easy trying to enjoy a fight, while at the same time doing a punch-by-punch narrative on the forum. Hell of a job!

Me, I've decided to do a sort of fictitious RBR of a fight that will never come off, but that would've generated a lot of interest had it actually happened.

So with that, let me close my eyes and visualize Tszyu-Judah II...... how it would've gone down.

Pre-fight Instructions:

Here we go, folks. It's fight time! The referee is once again Jay Nady. He calls the fighters over to the center of the ring. Judah seems to be mouthing something to Tszyu. Tszyu just smiles back. What's this? Now Judah turns to Nady and does a "throat-slitting" gesture. Oh-oh..... Nady does NOT look happy. Now it's back to the corners, and the bell is about to sound for Round 1.

Round 1:

Both fighters begin circling each other in the center of the ring. Judah fires his jab... and another... and another. He looks very fast tonight. Tszyu plods in.... he fires a left hook which grazes Judah. Judah smiles and dances away, unhurt. A couple of more jabs by Judah, followed by a quick left cross, partially blocked by Tszyu. Judah's speed seems to be giving Tszyu some trouble. Tszyu seems a little slower. Maybe age and the wear and tear have gotten to him a bit. They trade in the center of the ring... good exchange. The bell rings. Judah makes an obscene gesture at Tszyu's corner on the way back to his corner.

Judah's round: 10-9

Round 2:

Tszyu comes out quicker to the center of the ring. He's pressing the action. Judah moves away, a slight look of concern. Remember, this is the round in which Tszyu taught him the "mambo" in their first fight. It might be a mental thing with Judah. But Judah is using his quickness again. He flicks out his jab. Two, three times in a row. Catches Tszyu with a good left hand coming in. Tszyu seems unfazed, and continues forward. Tszyu digs to the body.... good body shots! Judah moves back against the ropes. Tszyu moves in and throws combinations to the head and to the body. Judah needs to get off the ropes. He spins away, flicking the jab a few more times. Tszyu cuts off the ring and goes to the body once more. Judah clinches, and Nady moves in to separate the two. Oh-oh... seems like Judah called Nady his "bitch" and Nady glares at Judah. Damn! Judah AGAIN makes the "slit-throat" gesture at Nady. Bell rings. Judah turns to Tszyu and grabs his crotch.

Tszyu's round: 10-9

Round 3:

Judah seems a bit more concerned now. Tszyu seems to be warming to the task, and is getting closer with his power shots. Judah throws a quick combination, and dances away. Tszyu moves forward, trying to cut off the ring. Tszyu throws his own jab, and follows with a right, which catches Judah! Judah looks a bit dazed, but moves away and flicks out his jab. Tszyu presses the action... he backs Judah into a corner, and throws a hook to the body. Tszyu throws a hard jab to Judah's face, and follows with a hard right, partially blocked by Judah. Judah spins out of the corner and backpedals. Tszyu follows to the center of the ring. They trade, but Judah comes out the worse for the wear. He looks to be in trouble. He's looking to survive! Tszyu lunges at Judah. The round is about to end! Tszyu steps through a jab by Judah and throws a straight right hand and Judah goes down!!

Nady immediately begins the count. Judah looks dazed, but is getting up. Seven... eight.... Judah is up but... wait a minute. He does the drunken waltz and goes down again! Nady, perhaps not wanting a repeat of the last fight, decides to pick up the count at "one" again. Judah is up at seven this time. The bell rings! The round is over. On the way to his corner, Judah turns to face Nady and grabs his crotch AND does the throat-slitting gesture. Nady looks pissed!

Tszyu's round: 10-8

Round 4:

Judah looks beaten and desperate. He gets on his bicycle, and flicks out the jab. Tszyu is walking right through it. He senses the kill. Tszyu throws a combination... Judah clinches. Nady comes in to separate the two. Oh-oh, what's this? Looks like Judah has said some obscene, sexual remark to both Tszyu AND Nady. Nady looks just about fed up, but does not respond. Tszyu just smiles in a funny, executioner type of way. Tszyu once again moves forward. Another hard body shot by Tszyu. Judah grimaces and moves back. He throws another left hand at Tszyu, but Tszyu ducks under it and catches Judah with a left hook to the head. Judah's dazed and hurt. Looks like we're nearing the end of the fight! Tszyu moves in for the kill. Judah winds up and connects squarely with a left uppercut to Tszyu's cup!! Holy crap! Tszyu doubles over in pain. Judah sees his opportunity (hell, it worked against Mayweather), and connects with a hellacious rabbit punch to the back of Tszyu's head. Tszyu goes down!

Nady has had enough, and moves in to deduct a point from Judah. Judah calls Nady a bitch and puts his glove up against Nady's throat. Oh no, not again!

What the hell?!? Nady bitch-slaps Judah, and Judah goes down!!! And all hell breaks loose!! It's pure bedlam in the ring! Papa Judah climbs into the ring and looks for somebody to hit. Meanwhile, Judah gets up from Nady's bitch-slap and goes down again!! But boy, can he dance! It's a full scale riot in there!! The fight's over! Judah's been disqualified!

Post-fight interviews:

Merchant:
So, Kostya... at what point did you think you established control of the fight?

Tzsyu:
Well, gotta give credit to Zab. He's a great fighter, with a lot of speed, and he gave me fits in the first round. But after I connected some hard shots, I think I must have softened him up a bit.

Merchant:
Thank you Kostya. Hell of a fight. Back to you, Jim.

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Merchant:
So Zab, what happened in there, after you looked in control of the first round?

Judah:
F*ck you, Larry. Kostya Tszyu is a b*tch, who isn't fit to carry my jock. He got lucky, that's all. If f*cking Nady hadn't gotten in the way, I would've kicked Tzsyu's a$$ all over the ring.

Merchant:
Uh.... that's not exactly the way it looked to us, Zab.

Judah:
F*ck off, Larry. You never did like me anyway.

Merchant:
Whatever. Back to you, Jim.

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Merchant:
Well Nady, it appears you may be fined and suspended for hitting Judah. Any comment?

Nady:
Yeah, but it sure felt good as sh*t. The little punk had it coming to him. I'm just sorry I didn't get an uppercut in there as he was going down.

Merchant:
Uh...... back to you, Jim.

A man can dream, can't he?

CC for the chuckle!!! This would have been a good fight while it lasted mainly cause we would get to see judah do da chicken dance again!!!

I go for Judah ko round 9 he were'nt doing bad in the first fight till he got caught and did that silly dance

Originally Posted by tysonbruno

I go for Judah ko round 9 he were'nt doing bad in the first fight till he got caught and did that silly dance

Phone up the doctors.....your medication is ready.

Funniest thing I've read in a long time...bravo!
I doubt Judah would make it to the 3rd round though!
Funny stuff.
Perhaps Judah V Nady is on the cards

Yep,1 thing that makes me laugh is when Judah fans say " oh but he was doing well in the first round)....it was 1 round ....if you watch the replays of the first round,Kostya was leaning back and Judah missed most of the punches on the ropes... and that was the FIRST SOLID punch Tszyu landed and according to the man himself,that was not even once of his harder punches,it was more of a timing punch!

If you watch closely at the beginning of the 2nd round Tszyu catches Judah with his first punch of the round. Judah didn't want to know after that, it was only a matter of time as Tszyu stalked his prey and then went BANG! All i can say is Judah really owes his career to Jay Nady, if that fight had of gone into a 3rd round then Judah would have been seriously hurt and despite Judah's behaviour i don't want to see the guy hurt. Also we have had so much joy with the chicken dance i can't imagine what life would be like without taking the piss out of it!!
Strangely i think he could beat Cotto, maybe i need medication!

kostya tsyzu would create even more damage on judah had they ever fought again.


kostya=legend
judah=nobody

Originally Posted by tysonbruno

I go for Judah ko round 9 he were'nt doing bad in the first fight till he got caught and did that silly dance

Oh dear another fisherman!